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Nativity Inns move to Tier 4
Due to lockdown restrictions, the Three Wise men have been forced to cancel their annual trip from the East. [read...]
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Nobody but nobody missing Nativity Plays this year
While outwardly consoling their distraught wannabee ‘Mary’, all parents are secretly delighted not to have to sit through two hours of mind-numbingly bad drama. Most were said to be happy to avoid the pretence that the performance was anything other than dreadful, [read...]
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Boris Johnson refuses to look at photo of baby in a manger
The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has refused to look at a photograph taken at a nativity play this week, showing a baby lying in a manger lined with straw with an IV hanging off a shepherd’s crook. [read...]
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Joseph & Mary disappointed by baby gender test
A young couple from Galilee are said to be upset by a Non-Invasive Prenatal Test (NIPT) conducted by the Holy Ghost. While they would have preferred to keep their child’s gender a surprise; they claim they were pressured into begatting with ethereal spirits, [read...]
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Drugs mules ‘infiltrating nativity plays’
Muffin was ‘stubbornly silent’ [read...]