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Drugs mules ‘infiltrating nativity plays’
Muffin was ‘stubbornly silent’ [read...]
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Shepherds complain after missing out in Bethlehem Secret Santa draw yet again
‘All we are asking for is a fair draw for the presents,’ continued the shepherd. ‘It’s the same story every year. We wrap up a lamb, struggle down the green hillside to visit the baby and stick our secret Santa present under the manger. [read...]
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Merseyside nativity halted after donkey found jacked up on bricks
A church nativity play was halted yesterday when a live donkey, booked to add a sense of reality to Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, was found outside Kirkdale’s St Patrick’s Church Hall having had its legs removed. [read...]
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Bright light coming from the East was plane arriving at Heathrow
‘It was a wonderful sight to behold,’ said a passenger today. ‘We never lost faith and finally our prayers have been answered.’ [read...]
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Infant school stages atheist nativity play
A story of love, hope and profound alienation in a godless universe. [read...]