The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has refused to look at a photograph taken at a nativity play this week, showing a baby lying in a manger lined with straw with an IV hanging off a shepherd’s crook. [read...]
A young couple from Galilee are said to be upset by a Non-Invasive Prenatal Test (NIPT) conducted by the Holy Ghost. While they would have preferred to keep their child’s gender a surprise; they claim they were pressured into begatting with ethereal spirits, [read...]
Muffin was ‘stubbornly silent’ [read...]
‘All we are asking for is a fair draw for the presents,’ continued the shepherd. ‘It’s the same story every year. We wrap up a lamb, struggle down the green hillside to visit the baby and stick our secret Santa present under the manger. [read...]
A church nativity play was halted yesterday when a live donkey, booked to add a sense of reality to Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, was found outside Kirkdale’s St Patrick’s Church Hall having had its legs removed. [read...]
