Posts Tagged ‘nativity’
Shepherds complain after missing out in Bethlehem Secret Santa draw yet again
‘All we are asking for is a fair draw for the presents,’ continued the shepherd. ‘It’s the same story every year. We wrap up a lamb, struggle down the green hillside to visit the baby and stick our secret Santa present under the manger. But invariably we end up leaving with nothing other than some cow crap on our Jesus sandals.’
Posted: Dec 25th, 2011
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Merseyside nativity halted after donkey found jacked up on bricks
A church nativity play was halted yesterday when a live donkey, booked to add a sense of reality to Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, was found outside Kirkdale’s St Patrick’s Church Hall having had its legs removed.
Posted: Dec 12th, 2011
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Bright light coming from the East was plane arriving at Heathrow
‘It was a wonderful sight to behold,’ said a passenger today. ‘We never lost faith and finally our prayers have been answered.’
Posted: Dec 24th, 2010
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Infant school stages atheist nativity play
A story of love, hope and profound alienation in a godless universe.
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