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US pledge to quit bombing things during October

US Secretary of State John Kerry, who reluctantly agreed to the idea, said: ‘It’s going to be tough, but we’ve received some really helpful support packs from NATO on how to control the urges we’re likely to face over the coming weeks.

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2014
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NATO to bomb FIFA

Colonel BlatterThe UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to end tyranny at the heart of football.

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Posted: May 30th, 2014
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UK hesitates after evidence reveals al-Assad is probably a meerkat

Sergei? Or Aleksandr?There was disarray in the UK Parliament last night on the question of whether or not to intervene in Syria as evidence emerged that President Bashar Al-Assad may actually be a meerkat.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2013
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Massive hippopotamus and teeny little bird hail ‘essential relationship’

can't live without each otherTensions over mindless violence by the king of the macaque monkeys was high on the agenda, as was the persistent threat of a pre-emptive strike by the gazelles against the cheetahs.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2012
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NATO to start planning for aftermath of Gaddafi regime ‘any day now’

Gaddafi may become a fashion designerNATO today announced that planning for the aftermath of the overthrow of Colonel Gaddafi would begin any time soon and probably even within ‘the next few weeks’.

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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