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Nazis ‘furious’ over links to British Royal Family

'Master Race? Ich denke nicht.'Leaders of Germany’s leading far-right fascist party say they are furious over newspaper reports linking them to the British Royal Family.

Nazi leaders vehemently deny that there was ever any collusion between the Royals and Germany’s social Darwinist movement, pointing out that they (the Nazis) subscribed to the theory of an Aryan master race based on national Socialism and not the hereditary imperialism of a single ruling family.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2015
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Error-strewn tea round declared ‘completely indefensible’

In tense and confrontational scenes today at an engineering business in Runcorn, 22 year-old graduate Ben Parker was found guilty of 4 significant errors in preparing a 7-person tea round.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2015
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Internet now with ‘Auto-Adolf-Comparison’ feature

A new internet feature is being activated which auto-corrects all similes and metaphors so that they reference Hitler.

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Posted: Jul 2nd, 2014
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Costa Coffee launches new Totnes offensive

Just two weeks after Totnes councillors voted to ban Costa Coffee from opening its first store in the Devon town, Retail Gruppenfuhrer, Heinz Weisz, gave an overview of their latest blitzkrieg.

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2012
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Legendary Nazi hunter denies big game all gone as he nabs council jobsworth

Legendary Nazi hunter Simon Wiesenthal yesterday denied that all the big name Nazis from WW2 have now been caught, when he unveiled the capture of Simon Perkins (AKA Das Safety Nazi) who was found to be living in and working in Croydon as Climate Change officer for the local council.

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2011
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