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Chinese lunar rover finds no evidence of American moon landings

masters of the universeA report from the Chinese state news agency Xinhua has confirmed that China’s mission to the moon hasn’t found a single scrap of evidence that Americans were ever there.

Photographs of the lunar surface taken while the ‘Jade Rabbit’ probe was in orbit and further investigations on the ground have now been analysed and show that areas where US landings were thought to have taken place reveal a surface untouched by man, and no sign of any golf activity whatsoever.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2013
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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way homeScientists on Mars faced fresh allegations last night that video footage of the famous 1985 Earth landing was, in fact, filmed entirely in a studio somewhere near Canal 67.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2012
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NASA to end 49-year-ban on clowns in space

clowns' discoveries of water in space by the bucket load turned out to be scraps of paperThe US national space agency today announced the long-expected reversal of their previous ban on clowns being allowed on manned space missions. Although it was relaxed in 1995 to a ‘Don’t Laugh, Don’t Tell’ policy, it still placed heavy restrictions on overt tomfoolery.

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Posted: Sep 24th, 2011
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De-classified documents reveal 4th astronaut ‘accidentally left behind’ after first moon landing

bugger!Nobody noticed in all the excitement.

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2009
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Shuttle astronauts ‘really getting on each others’ tits’

Discovery Astronauts ‘Lieutenant Norris apparently asked crewmember Collins if he had to ‘always do that little grunt thing’ he did when he was reading.’

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2006
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