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Trump and Netanyahu sign the Treaty of Versailles
Palestinians must give up Alsace-Lorraine, pay reparations to France and agree to ‘only see their kids only on alternate weekends’. [read...]
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Netanyahu annexes Moon
One Israeli settler was less than impressed: ‘As ‘promised land’ goes, this is a tough sell. [read...]
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Arab-Israeli conflict settled as Netanyahu & Hamas meet for ‘a few cheeky pints’
Benjamin Netanyahu and Hamas leader Khaled Mashal last night announced a lasting settlement to the Israeli-Palestine conflict following a night of negotiations over eight pints of Fosters in the Lamb and Flag pub, [read...]
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UK used jobseeker’s allowance to fund Israeli army
Following the revelation that Priti Patel attempted to subsidise the Israeli army with foreign aid, it transpires that she also tried to claim cold weather payments for pensioners in Tel Aviv and disability living allowance for Uri Geller. [read...]
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Iran on the brink of acquiring wind farm technology, warn experts
‘If this proliferation is allowed to continue, it would simply ruin the view from Israel.’ [read...]