Following the revelation that Priti Patel attempted to subsidise the Israeli army with foreign aid, it transpires that she also tried to claim cold weather payments for pensioners in Tel Aviv and disability living allowance for Uri Geller. [read...]
‘If this proliferation is allowed to continue, it would simply ruin the view from Israel.’ [read...]
Pinewood Studios has announced that Minister for Overseas Development Priti Patel will replace Daniel Craig as James Bond. They based the decision on Patel’s ability to travel abroad, disguised as a simple holidaymaker, and conduct high level intrigue without arousing suspicion there or at home. [read...]
‘Don’t be fooled by these lyrics referencing autobahns and the Tour de France,’ he continued, ‘These men have never left the occupied territories. Not that they are occupied, of course…’ [read...]
Benjamin Netanyahu and Hamas leader Khaled Mashal last night announced a lasting settlement to the Israeli-Palestine conflict following a night of negotiations over eight pints of Fosters in the Lamb and Flag pub, [read...]
