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Thousands in critical condition after ‘day of inaction’ from homeopathic doctors

Hospitals around the country are close to meltdown as they struggle to deal with a one day strike by homeopathic doctors. NHS frontline services were stretched to breaking point as they struggled to cope with the influx of unbalanced chakras and bad chi.

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2012
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New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb

‘they might not cause any actual damage but the placebo effect could be quite devastating.’

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Posted: Apr 21st, 2010
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Alternative therapist sacks Red Indian spirit guide for being useless

turned out to be just a bit kitsch, reallyA reflexologist from Glastonbury has fired her Red Indian spirit guide ‘Starhawk’ for being ‘a bit crap really’, after a 35 year working partnership. Ellie Farrell had first discovered the identity of her spirit guide at a new age fair in Weston-Super-Mare two years ago; ‘A psychic artist did a pastel drawing of him. Obviously, I was delighted to know I had a genuine Native American guiding my soul through this life, but to be honest, he did look a bit twee and kitsch, like that ‘crying Pierrot’ painting, but with a head dress and mauve aura.

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2009
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