The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘New Testament’

New Testament prequel ‘paints God in a darker light’ warn critics

Critics are warning life-long admirers of the religious classic ‘The New Testament’, that forthcoming prequel ‘The Old Testament’, reveals a much darker side to fans’ beloved hero, God, portraying him more as a genocidal maniac.

Read more >

Posted: Jul 14th, 2015
More from News In Brief

Lego Bible latest; only nine disciples located

Mary Magdalen was in the garden and Pontius Pilate turned up in the washing machine.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 26th, 2014
More from From The Archives

‘Is this cellulite in an ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?’ asks Daily Mail

princess last week, harlot this - house prices are going to suffer‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. Call yourself an icon? You’ve let yourself go – you’re a disgrace to women everywhere.’

Read more >

Posted: Jun 14th, 2012
More from Faith, Lifestyle

God to take action on illegal Bible distribution

Bestselling author God has reacted with fury on learning that his book, The Holy Bible, is being made available for free in hotel rooms around the world. He made the discovery on a European book tour to promote The Bible: The New International Version – the latest volume in the long-running franchise that has captivated generations of readers and spawned a string of Charlton Heston movies.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 16th, 2008
More from Faith

The Bible; Testament 3.0 leaked on the internet

‘Without giving too much away I can confirm rumours that a major character is killed off about half way through the book.’

Read more >

Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007
More from World News