The billionaire sex-trafficker has died in jail, taking with him a great deal of criminal evidence and a lifetime’s supply of lubricant. Many, who were victims of his sex-trafficking ring, may be frustrated, but there has been a big sigh of relief from men of a certain age, [read...]
It is believed the pop-star turned fashion guru has tired of the fees charged by professional anorexics and their agents and has looked to cheaper sources of malnourished labour to combat the economic downturn. [read...]
Citizens have been advised to batten down the hatches and prepare for the worst in advance of the possible arrival of Hurricane Mitt to the Washington area in the middle of next week. [read...]
Following emergency talks with the inventor Sir James Dyson, the Canadian government has announced an ambitious plan to resist superstorm Sandy entering the country by using Dyson Airblade hand-dryers to blow it back towards the US. [read...]
Buried ‘up to his ass’ in paperwork all week [read...]
