Prime Minister David Cameron has today denied accusations of poor judgement after confirming that he has appointed Satan, former overseer of hell, as his new director of communications in Downing Street.
Posted: Jul 18th, 2011
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‘It is totally inconceivable that I could have known anything about my resignation,’ said Ms Brooks. ‘Clearly I cannot be held responsible for any decision to resign because when I made it I was only in charge, and anyway I was probably on holiday at the time.’
An 80 year-old Australian pensioner who was on an impromptu visit to the UK has been revealed as the winner of the £166m Euromillions jackpot.
Posted: Jul 15th, 2011
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‘If people had only listened closely they’d have realised that I was actually saying ‘The end of the News of the World is nigh’.’
Posted: Jul 9th, 2011
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The Empire confirmed today it is closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised ‘full co-operation’ with the official investigation into alleged illegal practices over a number of years, culminating in the destruction of the planet Alderaan.
Posted: Jul 8th, 2011
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