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Solstice Druids vote ‘leave’
Crowds gathered at Stonehenge to remember the catastrophic immigration policy that led to an influx of Anglo-Saxons during the fifth century. Bringing their European laws and illuminated texts… [read...]
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‘Upskirting’ bill supported by every woman in history not ‘will of the people’
Sir Christopher Chope OBE has caused confusion by shouting ‘objection’ to a private member’s bill that would prohibit ‘upskirting’, which presumably has the unanimous support of every single woman in recorded history. Sir Christopher was overheard saying: ‘If God had meant us not take photographs of c$$ts, [read...]
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Africa closes its borders to migrant British bankers
Reports are surfacing that a rescue vessel containing hundreds of staff from British bank branches has been turned away from ports along the North African coastline. [read...]
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Glasgow’s School of Art regrets Burns Exhibition
Angus McGowan, curator of the National Robert Burns Archive, had been looking forward to showcasing work at the School of Art, only for the Burns element of the show to get out of hand. Originally celebrating the poet’s hitherto unknown journeys of discovery, [read...]
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Scots storm out of World Cup in protest at not being in it in the first place
A delegation of Scottish footballers and fans has staged a protest at what they called their ‘exclusion’ from the World Cup. [read...]