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I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Well I wish it could be Brexit everyday
When Brexiters start singing
And Remainers shout to stay
Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Let the bells ring out for Brexit [read...]
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Tories consider scrapping Universal Credit – but not replacing it
‘Well, isn’t that what you said you wanted?’ says Boris. ‘That’ll pay for those hundreds of new trees and the planting of thousands of new hospitals every week or whatever it was we’ve promised this week’ [read...]
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London apologises for giving false impression of community spirit
London has expressed its regret for any misunderstanding caused by citizens coming together to deal with a terrorist incident last week. The capital wishes to reassure everyone that such behaviour is very rare, and the practice of ignoring all other people within one’s vicinity while frantically going about one’s daily business has been fully restored. [read...]
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Venue apologises to hen party guests following NATO summit double booking
Owners of Watford’s prestigious Grove Hotel have apologised to organisers of a hen party after double booking their event with a NATO summit attended by world leaders. Hotel manager Jason Beesley said the hotel only realised the double booking gaff once world leaders started turning up at the hotel on Sunday morning. [read...]
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Climate change summit to be held on Captain Scarlet’s Skybase
Organisers of the climate change summit have been criticised for choosing to hold it on a working replica of the permanently flying Skybase from Captain Scarlet. [read...]