A Church of England crackdown on sham marriages has raised fundamental questions about the union of David Cameron and Nick Clegg who were married in a civil ceremony in May last year. [read...]
The German car manufacturer admits it will be hard to design their automated vehicles to be as arrogant and ill-mannered as their flesh and blood drivers have always been. “We’re hesitant about launching a driverless car that might treat other road users with consideration and courtesy”, [read...]
In attempt to help voters lose their lunch, the Lib Dems have promoted their answer to C4’s ‘The Undateables’. Offering a stark choice of sexual extremes, Nick Clegg has positioned himself as the ‘moderate filling’, [read...]
After a culmination of generations of messianic prophecies and the consumption of millions of Easter eggs, the Second Coming has at last been triggered by toddler from Fleet, Hampshire. Vatican officials are reluctant at this stage to categorise this event as a miracle but admit it is certainly a ‘surprise’.’ [read...]
‘We’ve been listening to a focus group of international drug traffickers’, says Durex spokesman Alan Cranford, ‘And we’ve assured them we take their concerns about burst condoms very seriously. Especially after they made throat-cutting gestures at us and showed us photos of corpses hanging from meat-hooks’. [read...]
