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Man admits to watching a single episode of Game of Thrones after all
Philip will now be made to walk naked through the market square as an angry mob shout ‘shame!’ [read...]
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Man driven to brink by contemplating 76 shades of white paint
‘I knew it was a fool’s errand as soon as Susan said we should use an ‘off-white’ shade to contrast with the ‘duck egg blue’ tiles, whatever that all means,’ said Michael, 45 [read...]
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NHS to launch ‘Complete Moron’ tracing app
“We’ve all been there, haven’t we? Only this morning, while out on my daily permitted stroll, a sweaty, out of breath jogger, exhaling buckets of sweat and virus particles came up behind me and I had to practically jump into a hedge to avoid him. [read...]
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Man who pretended to be fantasist exposed as complete realist
The man’s realism started from an early age, when a childhood trauma left him unable to make up stupid stuff to impress people. [read...]
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Man confirms that his unhealthy interest in snooker will last for two weeks
A man has confirmed to his girlfriend that his temporary obsession with snooker will carry on until the final of the World Snooker Championships finishes on May Day bank holiday Monday. [read...]