This year’s Sports Personality of the Year show will trial a new banter testing system, the BBC announced today. The news comes amidst growing fears that athletes from popular, clubby sports have been able to unfairly game the system for many years by using in-jokes and slight innuendo with the presenters, [read...]
A landmark study has revealed that the wage gap you are experiencing, is simply down to you being worse than your work colleagues. Explained your line-manger: ‘I’m biased, but not against your gender, age or ethnicity. [read...]
‘My mum keeps on how there’s so many different kinds of shit,’ said an Onthophagus gazella in Kenya’s Masai Mara. ‘Lion shit, zebra shit, elephant shit, rhino shit … well I don’t care, [read...]
Toast has repeated its displeasure at being compared to the Prime Minister. Mrs May has put what many have called a ‘Marmite’ deal on the table, and continues to behave as if butter wouldn’t melt, [read...]
Following a national search Billericay pensioner and Daily Mail enthusiast, George Rankin, has officially been crowned as Britain’s person most likely to be offended by absolutely anything and everything, although he’s not going to let it go to his head. [read...]
