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New government rule states voters have to be recognised by Laura Kuenssberg
‘We considered insisting on photo ID, but apparently anybody can take a photo these days,’ said a government advisor. [read...]
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‘Liberal Democrats Winning Here’ sign embarks on nationwide comedy tour
‘People were literally creased up laughing, repeating my ‘Winning Here’ catchphrase from inside their cars in a sort of ironic way, like that jazz guy who says ‘Nice’ off The Fast Show’. [read...]
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Retiring Labour MPs exit with dignified pie fight
Hurling pies and furniture, the outgoing MPs struck a sombre yet refined tone, by repeatedly hitting the 2019 manifesto with sock, filled with manure. [read...]
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Melanie Phillips appointed as Middle East peace envoy
‘Just because she goes on TV saying 1.6 billion Muslims are trying to murder the rest of the world, doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a sense of humour.’ [read...]
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Charities call bullshit on ‘donations instead of Christmas cards’
People telling their colleague and Facebook friends that they are giving money to a charity this year in lieu of sending Christmas cards are ‘talking out of their holes’ say UK Charities. Yet in the last week Facebook feeds and work emails have been inundated with posts harping on about how Christmas cards are not being sent, [read...]