Ghost of Christmas Future ‘in despair’ after visit to George Osborne
‘He didn’t even bat an eyelid when I showed him what would happen to poor little Tiny Clegg,’
Posted: Dec 5th, 2013
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Malala ‘a saddo loser’ say British schoolkids
Schoolchildren up and down Britain are still struggling to come to terms with the acclaim accorded to Malala Yousafzai, a Pakistani school pupil and activist blogger who was shot in the head by the Taliban in 2011 for campaigning for girls’ education rights. They have unanimously agreed that her conduct is ‘well rank’ and that she should have been grateful not to have to sit through double Maths every Tuesday morning.
Malala’s courage and determination has earned her acclaim all over the world. Since her miraculous survival, she has been instrumental in the ratification of Pakistan’s first Right to Education Bill, was named one of Time Magazine’s ’100 Most Influential People in the World’ and was nominated for the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize among many other things. However, British teenagers have dismissed all this as ‘totally gay’.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2013
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‘I think I’m just an idiot’, admits Boris Johnson in emotional YouTube video
Mayor of London Boris Johnson has come out as ‘utterly clueless about pretty much everything’, in an emotional five-minute YouTube video uploaded today.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2013
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Gove launches new NVQ in Pig Wanking
‘Who says that Britain doesn’t produce anything anymore?’
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Posted: Dec 4th, 2013
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Hollywood actress ‘comes out’ as secret diver
The Hollywood star decided to ‘come out’ following rumours in some tabloid newspapers that she had been spotted over the weekend plunging into a swimming pool from a 15ft diving board.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2013
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