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I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here to be filmed directly from Belmarsh Prison
‘it’s more believable – I mean, the viewers won’t be in any doubt that the celebs actually do want to get the hell out of there.’ [read...]
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Supply Speaker ‘totally loses it’ at PMQs
Several members of the Post-16 Education & Training Sub-Committee were seen using a stanley knife to carve the word BELLEND onto Mr Timmins Fiat Uno. [read...]
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Facebook user discovers ‘I’ll just leave this here’
Facebook user Carl Reynolds this week decided that ‘I’ll just leave this here’ is his new default accompaniment to each and every link he finds vaguely interesting. It replaces ‘There are no words’, the construction he first noticed in 2015 and which became his favourite go-to comment for the next 18 months, [read...]
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Halloween update; local youths ‘less frightening than usual’
‘I can cope with skeleton masks, devil outfits and ghost costumes. It’s the rest of the year when they lurk around with their hoods up that terrifies me.’ [read...]
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Francois in sensational House of Commons hostage stand-off
‘Portly’ Mark is now reported to be holed up with Mr Bercow and is armed with a First World War issue Lee Enfield rifle which he is said to be ‘waving around in a worrying manner’ [read...]