Residents of Freshwater, Isle of Wight, have once again bowed to the astonishingly reliable post-event wisdom of Colin Wilkinson, 59, after a parish poll about whether to support the development of a new leisure centre on the Colbourne Road went more than two to one against, [read...]
Notorious salad-dodger Kim Jong-un’s waistline could go critical following recent underground consumption tests, scientists have warned. ‘Though North Korea’s fathead miniaturisation attempts have made little progress in recent years, Kim’s personal ‘enrichment’ programme has gathered momentum with a pace that he last knew as a 7 year old,’ [read...]
In the wake of an unfolding crisis, Britain is to have its first Minister of Cake by the end of this article, with the powers to step in and end the crisis with the aid of police, [read...]
Speaking exclusively to the Mail on Sunday on Sunday Lady Vaz struggled to keep emotion out of her voice. ‘I never knew he was into all that stuff,’ she declared. ‘Three in a bed, cocaine, [read...]
The most watched show on television, ‘David Cameron’, who is currently in his seventh season, will be leaving his ancestral homeland at the BBC for pastures new, it has emerged. [read...]
