Ministers negotiating to form a working administration with the dinosaur-denying DUP have admitted that it might be necessary to abolish line dancing before any progress can be made. The DUP objects to line dancing because its founder, [read...]
Mrs May: Bonjour M. Macaroon. Can we conduct this session en Anglais? M. Macron: Mais non. Vous etes in mon maison. Je fait les rules. Mrs May: Oh dear. I shall do my best. M. [read...]
The news that nurse registrations from the EU have dropped from 1300 to 46 inside a year has been dismissed by the government. ‘Sure, Brexit has had a part to play, as has the English language exam. [read...]
Given the unholy choice between the Coalition of Chaos and a Band of Bigots, and the terrifying prospect of the political resurrection of Michael Gove, the Palace has taken the unprecedented approach of dissolving Parliament (again) and asking the England U-20 cup-winning squad to form the next government. [read...]
Science fiction and socialism fans alike, have been delighted to discover that in a hypothetical self-contained reality there exists an actual left-wing candidate. The Member of Parliament for Islington North has managed to secure enough nominations to get on the ballot, [read...]
