David Cameron’s forehead to be fitted with solar panels
Boris is keen to use it as an alternative to a third runway at Heathrow
Posted: Apr 11th, 2014
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Nigel Evans MP: ‘Its been 11 months of hell and now my gay friends know I’m a Tory’
‘I’m a very private person and I’ve always tried to keep that side of my life quiet as I don’t see it as being anyone else’s business what I do for a living’.
Posted: Apr 11th, 2014
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Damien Hirst’s autobiography will be ‘ironically’ full of spell errors
To the equal delight of the art world and the frustration of most rationale print lovers, the notorious Turner Prize winner proposes to ‘redefine’ what we a perceive to be a ‘well written book’. Changes in font size, incomplete sentences and a cover-face smeared in formaldehyde, are among some of the ‘challenging’ aspects of Hirst’s book, which one publisher described as ‘being beaten around the head with a diamond encrusted skull’.
Posted: Apr 10th, 2014
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Gay marriage; Shellfish next abomination to be legalised
After the successful legalisation of gay marriage, which hasn’t resulted in any smiting, earthquakes or unusual cosmological signs, the Government is considering legalising the consumption of shellfish.
Posted: Apr 10th, 2014
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Diplomatic chaos as Iran attempts to harness power of ‘butterfly effect’
UN inspectors have been asked to investigate allegations that Iran has been secretly developing weapons grade butterflies in an attempt to use chaos theory to launch hurricanes around the world.
‘This is the nightmare scenario,’ said physicist Professor Michio Kaku. ‘The butterfly effect suggests that a single butterfly flapping its wings in one country could trigger a hurricane on the other side of the planet. Just imagine the devastation that could be caused by thousands of them all flapping together in the same direction.’
Posted: Apr 9th, 2014
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