Mike Johnson of Walthamstow admitted today he was just going to ‘slob around on his arse’ for all three days of the Bank Holiday Weekend. He confessed he had no parties to go to, and had not been invited to any BBQs. [read...]
Following a huge surge in support for their party in local government elections, the NoOverallControl party is looking forward to similar success in the next general election. [read...]
Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI). If you think you or a relative, failed to have intercourse with Donald Trump, [read...]
The community of the undead has made a formal complaint to the government, saying crippling nanny state safety measures have made the job of sucking blood out of people’s necks impossible. [read...]
Popular American TV show The Simpsons is once again under fire, as its central character Homer has been described as undermining the hard work of stupid fat men everywhere. As one civil rights expert explained: ‘Nobody is helped y this stereotype. [read...]
