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Dead paedophile PM accused of being a Tory

Accusers have highlighted a number of signs that they say are indicative of this, notably his plummy voice and his having been Conservative MP for Bexley for over 50 years.

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2015
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Nation forgets its P.E. kit

London Olympic legacySports Minister Tracey Crouch received an unexpected letter from the UK’s ‘Mum’, asking if everyone could be excused from all forms of physical activity due to an ‘indiscriminate lower back pain’.

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2015
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Surgeon admits ‘YMCA’ was a poor choice of music for operation

The medical team danced around the operating theatre, miming the letters of the song’s title at every chorus.

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2015
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New series of ‘I’m a Celebrity’ will be set in Calais

Sources from ITV have confirmed rumours that the channel’s new series of ‘I’m a Celebrity get me out of here!’ is to be set on the outskirts of Calais.

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2015
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One Direction surprises fans by releasing cover of 70s prog rock track

‘It is a bit of a departure for the band musically, what with the intro being longer than the age of their fans.’

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2015
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