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Mother’s horror as man sells iPad to buy kidney

iNcontinenceThe mother of a Chinese man has spoken of her horror after finding out that her son, identified only as ‘Big Zheng’, had arranged the sale of one of his iPads to fund the purchase of a kidney in a shady internet transaction.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2015
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NATO to bomb FIFA

Colonel BlatterThe UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to end tyranny at the heart of football.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2015
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Disgrunted voters create the ‘Independence from the UK Independence Party Party’

someone has to make a standThey come over here…

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Posted: May 22nd, 2015
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James Bond resigns from MI5 citing ‘too much paperwork’

ready to killExcessive paperwork, political correctness and boring villain’s lairs have made life unbearable.

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Posted: May 21st, 2015
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Labour Party seeks to overturn injunction on all media coverage of Ed Miliband

Not hearing Ed Miliband 'considered to be in the public interest'The Labour Party has applied to the High Court in a bid to overturn the injunction currently in place on all political media coverage of Ed Miliband.

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Posted: May 7th, 2015
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