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Cumberbatch a ‘certainty’ for 2016 Oscar

The movie, filmed over thirty years, is the rags to riches tale of a second rate actor struggling against the crippling effects of severe athlete’s foot. ‘The film has everything that will make it a success at next year’s Oscars,’ said Cumberbatch, ‘A quirky production deceit about a character in show business who is battling for success whilst fighting a crippling disease.’

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2015
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Hogwarts becomes second free school closed in a week

Ghosts were being used as teaching assistants without any CRB checks.

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2015
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Parents concerned radicalised girls travel south to join the Tory party

Police, teachers and the parents of three teenagers from Liverpool who have run away from home fear they may have been radicalised and travelled south to join the Conservative party. The three girls were last seen at Watford Gap services, wearing traditional Tory dress of yellow corduroy trousers, tweed jackets and a blue rosette.

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2015
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Cameron promises Cornish holiday stand-off with Russians

The Prime Minister said ‘I have made it very clear to President Putin that I will be on my favourite Cornish beach this summer, Russian fighters or no Russian fighters.

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2015
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Awards ceremony happens in America

Pictures of some the attendees were made available in a number of newspapers.

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2015
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