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Daily Mail lists the hate and porn sites you must not visit

Columnist Amanda Platell spent hours visiting dozens of awful porn sites in order to be able to inform readers just how awful they are.

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Posted: May 28th, 2013
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‘Please stop killing each other in my name, I don’t exist,’ clarifies God

God has spoken out for the first time in pretty much two thousand years in an effort to distance himself from the continuing acts of barbarity carried out in his name around the world, claiming non-existence in his defence.

‘Honestly, it’s f*ck all to do with me,’ God said.

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Posted: May 26th, 2013
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Homosexual turns straight after ‘good talking to’ from father

‘No-one likes a poof, son. Snap out of it.’

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Posted: May 24th, 2013
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British children ‘feeling under pressure to be fat’

impressionable children loging on to 'pro-curvy' websitesThere has been a big increase in young girls and boys logging on to ‘pro-curvy’ websites where they can swap tips on how to add calories to their meals and cut PE classes at school.

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Posted: May 21st, 2013
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No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances

off to get a sinister pair of glasses in the morning‘We have lost valued, albeit treacherous, colleagues,’ said David Cameron. ‘But I think we should avoid jumping to conclusions about how these unrelated and entirely accidental deaths occurred.’

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Posted: May 20th, 2013
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