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Italian waiter with normal sized pepper mill disappoints hen party
No amount of novelty devils horns and chocolate willies could raise a smile afterwards. [read...]
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‘Feeling a bit funny’ – now a medical term
Health officials have agreed to reclassify a vague queasiness as a verifiable condition, as serious as stage 4 cancer, the bubonic plague or time spent with Michael Gove. It is understood, now, that such a feeling is a clear indication of an onset of a need to swap TV channels, [read...]
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Pornhub’s top search – is a Trump/Johnson combo
Speaking from his desk in The Oval Office Mr Trump said, ‘Hey, Boris is a great guy. I like him and am prepared to help in any way that I can. We’re really great friends. [read...]
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BBC 2 declares war on BBC 1
‘Outsourced catering staff, fearing for their lives, have fled the battle scenes, leaving tea bars and soup ‘n’ baguette franchises empty’ [read...]
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Andrew Neil to cover his face in mayonnaise to make it look ‘less meaty’
Vegetarians have accused the BBC’s Andrew Neill of having an excessively meaty face. ‘It looks like a well-aged sirloin steak and the top reminds you of when you get a pork scratching with a hair in it’, [read...]