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Chris Grayling to stand in Liberal leadership race
‘I am delighted to announce that I am throwing my shoe into the ring. Not my shoe, what is it you throw in? A hat, that’s right, I am throwing my hat into the pond. [read...]
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Huge disappointment as Zoom meeting goes off without incident
Employees at Fitton’s Fittings in Faversham have expressed their bitter disappointment after this morning’s Zoom staff meeting went off without incident. The agenda was kept to and everyone arrived on time. Accountant, Tony Willis told our reporter, [read...]
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Ventilator supply gap to be filled with kazoos
‘We were looking for a cheaper, more portable alternative to a ventilator – and ideally something that can fit in a party bag.’ [read...]
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Man driven to brink by contemplating 76 shades of white paint
‘I knew it was a fool’s errand as soon as Susan said we should use an ‘off-white’ shade to contrast with the ‘duck egg blue’ tiles, whatever that all means,’ said Michael, 45 [read...]
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Final ruling on which dog is a ‘good boy’
At the penultimate day of the National Symposium of Dog Philosophy yesterday, the atmosphere became tense as Rex, a 14 year old cocker spaniel and President of the Bilateral Association of Ruminating Canines (BARC), announced the conclusion of a 20 year study of ‘Who’s a Good Boy?’ [read...]