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Pregnant woman leaves extremist group
‘I was young and impressionable. It started when I was reading about Labour on the internet.’ [read...]
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Parents concerned radicalised girls travel south to join the Tory party
Police, teachers and the parents of three teenagers from Liverpool who have run away from home fear they may have been radicalised and travelled south to join the Conservative party. The three girls were last seen at Watford Gap services, [read...]
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Northerners to be trained in Tube etiquette
Following a spate of incidents involving Northerners chatting to random strangers, British Transport Police have launched a poster campaign.
‘We had some seriously scary moments last week’, explained an officer. ‘Last Thursday this guy from Leeds told a complete stranger his name, [read...]
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Long-term couple say Valentine’s Day was ‘nothing special’
A couple who used to do really cool romantic stuff on Valentine’s Day in the early stages of their relationship, have admitted they did ‘fuck all’ last night. This seems to back up relationship experts’ theories that the much hyped day of love is really just a ‘bunch of arse’. [read...]
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Schoolboy expresses concern over ‘lack of creative risk’ in packed lunch
9 year-old school pupil, Geoffrey Sharp, today bemoaned the death of originality in his lunchbox, after a frustrating few weeks where he felt embarrassed to eat with friends. [read...]