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Spiderman captured in giant bath tub

Superhero was ‘visibly exhausted’

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Posted: May 17th, 2013
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Teaching of foreign languages to be replaced by ‘talking very slowly’ lessons

'Six conjugations for one verb? I think not.'Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’.

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Posted: May 12th, 2013
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Manchester United reveal details of monumental Ferguson statue

The 'Beacon of the North' will stare down on players and referees alike.Statue features him in his trademark pose of pointing to his watch.

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Posted: May 8th, 2013
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Fight after snooker champions ‘never put no coins on table’

‘A couple of lads claimed they were next on the table.’

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Posted: May 6th, 2013
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Shock as man dying of cancer does thing without pathos

Friends of Simon Bravo, a man dying of cancer, have been left reeling after he did a thing without any pathos.

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Posted: May 5th, 2013
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