A viewing gallery the size of a football stadium is to erected near Liverpool to allow the manual workers of the industrial north and their families to view approaching high-speed electrified trains arriving from London. [read...]
‘If your marriage is on the rocks, if you have a drink problem and if you have got a hunch, my message to you is this: We will find you and we will hire you.’ [read...]
Market analysts suspect that the 60% reduction in profits at Sports Direct may be related to them having no employees at all actually dealing with shoppers. Studies have shown that the skeleton staff are instead employed to stand on very tall ladders putting replica Premiership football shirts out of reach, [read...]
‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’ [read...]
‘Thousands never made it out of the movie theatres alive. It was carnage.’ [read...]
