The Chancellor has come out in support of Theresa May’s Brexit plan with an economic forecast that suggests the economy will only be a ‘bit smaller’ than today after fifteen years, instead of ‘way smaller’ [read...]
Following much excitement and anticipation, publishers have today launched the biography of next year’s X-Factor winner. The book, entitled ‘Next Year’s Winner: My Story’, provides the public with an intimate and revealing portrait of the singer they will grow to love only eight months from now. [read...]
A landmark study has revealed that the wage gap you are experiencing, is simply down to you being worse than your work colleagues. Explained your line-manger: ‘I’m biased, but not against your gender, age or ethnicity. [read...]
‘My mum keeps on how there’s so many different kinds of shit,’ said an Onthophagus gazella in Kenya’s Masai Mara. ‘Lion shit, zebra shit, elephant shit, rhino shit … well I don’t care, [read...]
Toast has repeated its displeasure at being compared to the Prime Minister. Mrs May has put what many have called a ‘Marmite’ deal on the table, and continues to behave as if butter wouldn’t melt, [read...]
