Since being born with a rare split penis, both of which are effective for sexual reproduction, labrador Derek has been monitored by boffins in comparison with other single ‘boner’ canines. During the course of his six year life so far the scientists have not noticed Derek being any more busy than his mono-schlonged cousins. [read...]
‘We considered insisting on photo ID, but apparently anybody can take a photo these days,’ said a government advisor. [read...]
‘People were literally creased up laughing, repeating my ‘Winning Here’ catchphrase from inside their cars in a sort of ironic way, like that jazz guy who says ‘Nice’ off The Fast Show’. [read...]
Hurling pies and furniture, the outgoing MPs struck a sombre yet refined tone, by repeatedly hitting the 2019 manifesto with sock, filled with manure. [read...]
‘Just because she goes on TV saying 1.6 billion Muslims are trying to murder the rest of the world, doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a sense of humour.’ [read...]
