Church of England ‘forces women into bobble hats’
Covering should be ‘fluffy, preferably woollen, with a pom-pom on top’.
Posted: Mar 5th, 2015
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Russian invasion would infringe US/UK copyright
Invasion American as apple pie and high school massacres
Posted: Mar 2nd, 2015
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‘I and I getting back to us roots’ claims Cliff
He went on to explain that Cliff didn’t want to live in the luxury UK development after the BBC and Yorkshire police had been all over it looking for his ganja.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2015
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Fears of unintentional racism as Apple launches line of ethnically diverse emoji
Industry experts predict a sharp increase in the number of mobile phone users choosing voice calls over text messages for fear of being branded a horrible racist following Apple’s unveiling of a new line of ethnically diverse emoji.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2015
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Cinemas to offer 50 Shades shag-along screenings
Cinema-goers will be provided with bondage gear, nipple clamps and other sado-masochistic sex toys so that they can play-along to the action on the screen.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2015
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