Shock as man dying of cancer does thing without pathos
Friends of Simon Bravo, a man dying of cancer, have been left reeling after he did a thing without any pathos.
Posted: May 5th, 2013
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Cashpoints now asking if you can really afford it
Customers of the leading high street banks have reported that automated telling machines are becoming increasingly stingy and obstructive. Since the credit crunch started to bite earlier in the year, a number of cashpoints have started to give vague excuses about not having the right change on them, displaying messages suggesting that you might be asking for too much or just showing half an inch of the notes requested, but then refusing to actually let go of the cash.
Posted: May 5th, 2013
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Operation Yewtree ‘A complex police conspiracy to end repeats’ claims UK Gold
Purveyors of recycled, mawkish, shit balls UK GOLD has admitted that operation Yewtree has left its schedule more barren than usual.
Posted: May 4th, 2013
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Election decided on penalties
With political stalemate gripping Westminster it was agreed yesterday that the outcome of the 2010 British General Election be decided by a penalty shoot-out.
Posted: May 4th, 2013
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Popes agree to appear in 50th Anniversary episode of Dr Who
A feature-length film to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the iconic British sci-fi show, Dr Who, is due to star not one but two Popes.
Traditionally Popes sign an exclusivity deal when appearing in any syndicated show but the Vatican has made an exception for this landmark event.
Posted: May 3rd, 2013
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