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Nick Clegg claims window seat on the tube in early fight back

Battered Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, still bruised from his party’s shattering losses in yesterday’s election, has already come back fighting after securing a decent window seat on the Bakerloo line to work this morning.

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Posted: May 8th, 2015
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Meek of the earth ‘still waiting’

‘It’s been 2,000 years’ said Brian, a member of the Meek Society ‘and we still haven’t inherited anything. I suggested seeing a lawyer, but the one we went to had a pretty stern receptionist so after a few minutes of blushing and stammering we left again.’

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Posted: May 8th, 2015
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Brown, Cameron and Clegg to house-share No.10

Door may need to be widenedThe leaders of the three main parties are today making themselves comfortable in No.10 Downing Street after no single party raised enough to pay the deposit in full.

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Posted: May 8th, 2015
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Farage victorious in best pub crawl contest

asked to be woken up when it's all overNigel Farage has been chosen by the British electorate as the leader who has had the best pub crawl over the last four weeks.

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Posted: May 7th, 2015
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Clegg breaks pre-election promise and votes Conservative

In an embarrassing u-turn, Nick Clegg today cast his vote for the Conservative Party rather than the party that he leads, the Liberal Democrats.

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Posted: May 7th, 2015
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