In a robust riposte to accusations that she was being evasive during Prime Minister’s Questions, Mrs May confounded critics by claiming: ‘I’m rubber you’re glue, words bounce off me and stick to you’. [read...]
Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House
Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
With Gove hung by the neck and the treasury was bare [read...]
Boeing are set to reveal a revolutionary new plane, that has adequate space inside for adults. [read...]
It has come to our attention that Prince Harry is being forced to have his future wife sign a prenuptial agreement. According to “inside sources”, the terms so far state that ‘in the event of a termination of marriage’ [read...]
Naval plumbers have assured the MoD that the sinking Queen Elizabeth is just a result of ‘teething problems’ and a dodgy U-bend. The Lord Admiral was told: ‘Don’t worry, sir, we’ll look at it at the first service’. [read...]