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Person with no interest in politics tries politics, realises it’s not for them

A 42 year old shop assistant from Swansea yesterday tried politics and discovered that it just wasn’t for her.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2013
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New Google only searches for sites that match your preconceived opinions

now so much easier to find exactly what you want to seeInternet giant Google has teamed up with the Daily Mail to develop a unique version of the online search engine which will confirm the enquirer’s prejudices.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2013
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Britain ‘comes out’ as openly racist

Union Jack, made in Indonesia for Christ's sakeIn a move that stunned many of the country’s fans, Britain today issued a formal statement saying it was coming out as openly racist.

Giving his reaction to the UK’s ‘outing’, President Obama simply said: ‘Shit.’

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Posted: May 1st, 2013
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Ronnie O’Sullivan retires, un-retires, retires again during mid-session interval

Enigmatic reigning World Snooker Champion, Ronnie O’Sullivan, today retired, changed his mind and then reverted to his original decision again during the 10-minute break between sessions in his quarter final match at the Crucible Theatre, Sheffield.

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Posted: May 1st, 2013
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Digestives ‘indigestible’ says study

Britain’s favourite biscuit does not live up to its name, according to a study undertaken by Reading University.

Professor Mary Smythurst, Peak Frean Chair of Gastrobiology declared ‘Even a dunked Digestive can very slightly irritate the stomach lining, more so than Ritz Crackers – a special favourite of Lady Thatcher towards the end of her life.’

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Posted: May 1st, 2013
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