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‘The shed’ tops list of Summer 2020 holiday destinations
Other fashionable destinations are the garage (22%), the spare bedroom (16%) and the attic (12%). [read...]
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Account executives fail to make key worker list
“Who will be advising companies to sack‘rightsize’ for short term shareholder gains as the virus bites”? [read...]
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Tory voter confused that he seems to have voted for socialism
‘I voted against funding the NHS, free broadband and worker’s rights – instead, I appear to now be living in Cuba or an episode of The Good Life!’ [read...]
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Rishi Sunak at last honoured with Long Service and Good Conduct Medal
Sunak was appointed on a 3 month fixed term contract with the expectation that he wouldn’t last 5 minutes. [read...]
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73,000 attend Under 9s football match
“I tweeted last night that we had a friendly, maybe our last game, and the news spread like wildfire. Thousands of cars arrived overnight. We’ve had helicopters landing nearby from all over the place, even Lancashire.” [read...]