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Blue Peter totaliser to illustrate when Trump makes America great again
President-elect Donald Trump is to erect a huge thermometer to the side of the White House in order to show when he has made America great again. [read...]
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Song choices on Karaoke night out ‘not objective performance data’ confirms boss
The choices of Karaoke songs made by you and your work colleagues on a night out have no correlation with your on-the-job performance, confirmed your miserable boss today. The disappointing news was revealed during a works night out to the city-centre bar, [read...]
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SAS soldiers to experience the raw horror of female beauty regimes
The recent landmark decision by the MOD to allow female personnel to occupy all positions within the armed forces has left Britain’s elite soldiers filled with dread. Major Steve McCabe of the SAS, who wished only to be known as ‘Steve Mac’, [read...]
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Sinéad O’Connor converts to solar power
Sinéad O’Connor has announced she has been converted to solar power. The artist, who is best known for her 1990s hits and dipping her toe into almost every religion has revealed she has had solar panels fitted to her forehead. [read...]
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Man fails miserably not to judge Sinead O’Connor
Despite biting his tongue for all of two minutes, Tom Beggs (44) has risen to the challenge of pontificating on a subject he knows ‘f’all about’. Now that Sinead O’Connor has embraced Islam, Tom felt confident providing nuanced spiritual advice, [read...]