Isle of Wight police were last night trying to track down a motorist who failed to acknowledge a local man’s acknowledgement of the other driver’s previous acknowledgement of his thoughtful act whilst driving. [read...]
Much loved children’s author Roald Dahl is to be wedgied, teased and will probably lose his lunch money over the award of a gold Blue Peter Badge, it has emerged. [read...]
In a blow to fans of the long-running TV baking show The Great British Bake Off, series mainstay Cake has announced that it will not be featuring in future series. The announcement follows on from other high profile departures announced today, [read...]
Notorious salad-dodger Kim Jong-un’s waistline could go critical following recent underground consumption tests, scientists have warned. ‘Though North Korea’s fathead miniaturisation attempts have made little progress in recent years, Kim’s personal ‘enrichment’ programme has gathered momentum with a pace that he last knew as a 7 year old,’ [read...]
Speaking exclusively to the Mail on Sunday on Sunday Lady Vaz struggled to keep emotion out of her voice. ‘I never knew he was into all that stuff,’ she declared. ‘Three in a bed, cocaine, [read...]
