The new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn came under fresh pressure this week as it was revealed that at no point during his student years did he take part in the normal student high-jinks that do so much to endear modern politicians to the British electorate. [read...]
The Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.
The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking. [read...]
The man waving his £20 note arrogantly in an attempt to get served before you is providing an invaluable service to overstretched staff in crowded bar situations, it was confirmed today. ‘Without guys like that, [read...]
Physicists prevented from proving Superposition by ethics committees complaining about cruel treatment to cats are looking to airline luggage as a suitable vehicle for experimentation. ‘Preliminary research suggests that the luggage is capable of being on-board and not-on-board any given flight simultaneously,’ said one physicist today. [read...]
Urgent work has begun on Wayne Rooney’s new multi-million pound doghouse extension, as his old one is nowhere near big enough for the current level of trouble he is in with wife Coleen. Work is continuing round the clock and it’s hoped it will be ready for Rooney to move into by the end of… [read...]
