A, E, I, O and U, are tired of the exclusion policy, practised by millions, when engaged in the language of text speak. Comprising less than 20 per cent of the alphabet population they have become increasingly alarmed that their jobs are disappearing and intend to go on strike until the Equality Act 2010 recognises their minority status. [read...]
Leave voters up and down the country took to social media today to express their anger that they were unable to vote for Nigel Farage in their local council elections, despite local councillors having no say in the EU withdrawal process and the Brexit Party itself having no policies or manifesto. [read...]
Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley is confident he has found the ideal partner to sponsor his team next season – Chinese multinational telecommunications equipment and consumer electronics manufacturer Huawei. [read...]
The Gordon Murray estate is to sue over Israel’s Trump town naming honour. Speaking from their Camberwick Green offices estate spokesperson Mrs Dingle said: ‘This is a clear infringement of copyright and we have passed the relevant details to PC Potter and PC McGarry’. [read...]
The RAF’s only airworthy Lancaster bomber was effectively ‘shot down’ yesterday, in a prank played by the pilot of a German Messerschmitt 109 fighter aircraft. [read...]
