Home Secretary Amber Rudd said there was no real evidence to support Jeremy Corbyn’s crackpot theory that continually bombing innocent people for no good reason eventually pisses them off and can lead to radicalisation. ‘If people in the Middle East see their loved ones blown to pieces by UK war planes then they should not take it personally and seek some sort of ill judged revenge, [read...]
Critics of the Conservative’s plan to scrap school dinners have raised concerns that hungry children are unlikely to give a flying fidget about the mathematical value of x; the photosynthesis of oxbow lakes during the Norman Conquest; [read...]
The Bank of England stepped in today to reduce the value of feedback offered by judges on BGT, amidst fears that the inflation of compliments on the show had reached unsustainable levels. The final trigger for action came on Saturday’s show, [read...]
In a controversial result, the M25 has won the Best Garden Award at this year’s Chelsea Flower Show. The 117-mile long slab of Tarmacadam and reinforced concrete beat all-comers to the coveted accolade, the first time an eight-lane highway has been garlanded at a Royal Horticultural Society event. [read...]
Since being banned by Labour, it has been illegal to openly rampage through the broadsheets in a homophobic fashion, although police often turn a blind eye to The Daily Mail’s headlines. Yet Tim Farron has told supporters he would allow a free vote on ‘hunting out’ [read...]
