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‘Please stop killing each other in my name, I don’t exist,’ clarifies God
‘I don’t care what you call me – Allah, God, Yahweh, Vishnu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whatever – It really doesn’t matter because I don’t exist’. [read...]
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Sodor abandoned as self-aware steam trains finally take over
‘Soon they’d learnt how to drive themselves, even mine their own coal. I had the world’s most efficient railway – but then they got bored’. [read...]
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I’ll wait for the vaccine made from Matt Hancock’s tears’, say Brexiteers
Downing Street had attempted to get doses of the Oxford vaccine labelled with the Union Jack and packaged within a stick of Blackpool rock. [read...]
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‘Choose your own Brexit’ – the TV show
Following her victory in the House of Commons and a determined resilience against what experts worldwide are calling an acute lack of self-awareness, Theresa May is said to be currently in talks with Netflix over a new Choose Your Own Adventure style TV series. [read...]
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Homes under the hammer criticised for ‘too-literal’ soundtrack choices
“It’s Raining Men” by the Weather Girls proved to be an amusing soundtrack for the house where the roof had extensive leaks, but since then things have become out-of-hand.” [read...]