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Charles Saatchi stolen by art thieves

Nigella consoling herself by rolling around in chocolateThe art world is in crisis today following the theft of art collector Charles Saatchi. Police believe he may have been stolen to order and could already be in the hands of a private collector collector.

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2015
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Massive hippopotamus and teeny little bird hail ‘essential relationship’

can't live without each otherA massive hippopotamus and a teeny tiny little bird have hailed their ‘unique and essential relationship’, during a three-day visit to the hippopotamus’s backside by the bird this week.

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2015
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Recipients of wrong number calls required to play along

now a legal requirement to wind them upIn an effort to reduce levels of frustration in society, the think-tank Reform has proposed that people receiving misdialled calls should no longer be able to say, ‘Sorry, wrong number,’ and put the phone down, but will be required to act out the part of the person the caller had meant to ring.

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2015
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‘I and I getting back to us roots’ claims Cliff

He went on to explain that Cliff didn’t want to live in the luxury UK development after the BBC and Yorkshire police had been all over it looking for his ganja.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2015
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Fears of unintentional racism as Apple launches line of ethnically diverse emoji

*embarrassed*Industry experts predict a sharp increase in the number of mobile phone users choosing voice calls over text messages for fear of being branded a horrible racist following Apple’s unveiling of a new line of ethnically diverse emoji.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2015
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