‘Diet lard’ released to combat obesity epidemic
‘When a customer is called ‘lard arse’, they can point to the label and say ‘no, diet lard arse’
Posted: Mar 4th, 2014
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Government ‘gone’
The British Government has completely disappeared, according to reports from Westminster. Downing Street is said to be deserted and Whitehall offices abandoned.
Posted: Feb 22nd, 2014
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Slightly smaller and pink version of Lego movie announced
After the success of The Lego Movie, the company behind the brick based computer animation hit has revealed that the girl friendly version will hit cinemas within months.
Posted: Feb 22nd, 2014
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Creepy guy in gym ‘just watching’ for 35th straight minute
The rather creepy over-muscled guy by the weights equipment is STILL just stood there watching according to nervous patrons of Club Physique Gym in Stoke on Trent. ‘He hasn’t used any equipment.’ says gym user Gary Wardle; ‘he’s just stood there holding a water bottle with a towel over his shoulder,sipping occasionally and watching the overweight middle-aged guy on the treadmill just a little bit TOO intently’.
Posted: Feb 21st, 2014
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Rebekah Brooks successfully uses the ‘I knew Tony Blair’ defence
Just when schadenfreude, infidelity and ginger-karma appeared to have caught up with Mrs Brooks, fate and the High Court have stepped in to clear her of one of five counts of conspiracy. Her legal team attributed this pyrrhic victory to the mitigating circumstances of their client having consorted with an Anthony Charles Lynton Blair and in the spirit of Page Three were quick to make a clean breast of the matter.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2014
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