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Leaving blank voicemails to become capital offence
The change is thought to have been prompted by the annoyance felt by the Lord Chef Justice that people kept doing it to him : ‘Only the other day, I came out of the High Court, [read...]
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Teenager refuses to go out without a nice umbrella
Jenny Pickering of London, 13, made a statement today when things in the house just got on her nerves a bit too much. ‘I’m definitely going out,’ she said. ‘I’m meeting up with a friend in two hours.’ [read...]
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Last General Election ‘Did Not Really Count’
‘It is clear that when people voted in the latest general election, they did not really understand what they were voting for’ said Polly Titian, an unsuccessful parliamentary candidate. ‘For example, they did not even know what the Chancellor would propose in his budgets in the following few years. [read...]
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One of our MPs is missing
Police have confirmed today that a number of constituents from an outer London seat have contacted them to report their local Tory MP as a missing person. The constituents maintain that their MP was last seen on the evening of the 2017 General Election giving his victory speech but has not been seen in the constituency or at Parliament since. [read...]
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Man pushing double-buggy on parkrun ‘racking up serious body-count’
A Man who is pretty much always kitted-out in some form of running gear, revels in the opportunity to take out fellow ‘runners’ at his local Parkrun. 37-year-old Darryl Archer said: ‘just running 5k is pointless, [read...]