A Bedford-based logistics company is working with renowned sports promoter Barry Hearn, in an attempt to make their office jobs more popular with the addition of loud music, rowdy live audiences and dancing girls. [read...]
Throughout the negotiations he has made it clear he intends to criticize English cuisine, the British public transport system and the failure of the English football team to win anything in the last half century. [read...]
A teenager from London has pleaded with her parents to stop using emojis. 15 year-old Katy Smith has threatened legal action if she receives one more flying dolphin or monkey covering his eyes. ‘Actual grown-ups with jobs and mortgages should not be sending wink faces, [read...]
UK celebrations to welcome Donald Trump have been declared ‘an absolute triumph’ after placard-wielding POTUS enthusiasts filled the streets of London and a human Blimp tethered to a broken zip-wire topped all of his previous attempts at attention-seeking. [read...]
“Eventually I was given some aspirin and told to go home. In the meantime, my car had got a ticket as I’d been waiting for so long.” [read...]
