Gold have refused to reveal any of the plot-lines of the new episode. However, leaks suggest that viewers may have to choose between whether or not Grandad breaks a chandelier, which could result in Del and Rodney getting chased by an alligator in Florida, [read...]
Political commentators are becoming more concerned over the mental health of President Donald Trump after his recent appearance at a student summit in Florida. In a rambling address The President revealed that in the grand scheme of the Cosmos the Earth is a really tiny place, [read...]
‘We considered insisting on photo ID, but apparently anybody can take a photo these days,’ said a government advisor. [read...]
‘People were literally creased up laughing, repeating my ‘Winning Here’ catchphrase from inside their cars in a sort of ironic way, like that jazz guy who says ‘Nice’ off The Fast Show’. [read...]
UN representatives have admitted to an impasse in negotiations for a lasting peace over television priorities during the festive period. Families have been split asunder, with a divide between cinematic-slapstick and filmic messages of love; [read...]
