All good ideas taken claims frustrated screenwriter
‘It’s so frustrating to be watching Indiana Jones knowing that I would have came up with it if George Lucas had just given me the chance,’
Posted: Apr 12th, 2013
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Thatcher ‘risen from the dead’, claim Thatcherites
Just three days after her death, followers of Margaret Thatcher are claiming their leader has come back to life. Unconfirmed reports suggest she has appeared across Britain, still preaching the ‘good news’ of monetarism and a robust fiscal policy, and looking transfigured by the whole death experience.
Posted: Apr 11th, 2013
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Albino-killer vexed by Old Bailey sketches
Following his murder trial at the Old Bailey, serial killer, Charles ‘Chalky’ White was reported to be ‘extremely vexed’ with the courtroom sketches which regularly appeared in the media.
Posted: Apr 11th, 2013
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Sellafield halts production after plutonium contaminated with Asda corned beef
‘It was the nightmare scenario we had all dreaded’ said one Sellafield worker. ‘Asda corned beef might have leaked out.’
Posted: Apr 11th, 2013
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Danny Boyle to create Thatcher closing event
Danny Boyle announced last night he was ‘enthusiastic’ about the honour of marking Mrs Thatcher’s passing in Horseguards Parade.
Posted: Apr 10th, 2013
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