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James Crosby to be given knighthood for giving up knighthood

A spokesmanperson for Buckingham Palace said: ‘We like to recognise acts of selflessness, and this is surely a great example.

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Posted: Apr 10th, 2013
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Manchester Utd criticised For ‘burying bad result news’ on day of Thatcher passing

The FA and several opposing club supporters trusts have criticised Manchester United Football Club for releasing news of their loss to rivals Manchester City on the day of ex Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s passing.

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Posted: Apr 10th, 2013
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Regional tension increased by North Britain

no-one really knows what he's up toThe enigmatic leader of North Britain Ai-Lix Sal-Mon has increased diplomatic pressure in the region as he threatens to break all diplomatic relations with the South of the Island.

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2013
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‘Shit, we still have a Conservative Prime Minister’, realises country

The UK has awoken from a night of celebration and heavy drinking to the horrific realisation that it is still actually ruled by a Tory Prime Minister.

Following reports of the death of an 87 year old woman from a stroke yesterday, the UK had been expected to announce plans to transform itself into a socialist paradise with immediate effect.

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2013
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Honest reporting dies, aged 87

Tributes were pouring in from around the world this morning following the death of honest and balanced reporting which finally passed away yesterday after a long illness.

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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