The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding because of local unrest on his planet. [read...]
Justice Secretary Michael Gove has denied ‘being in a complete sulk’ after George Osborne told Vote Leave supporters they were being very silly and should just snap out of it if they knew what was good for them and wanted to see the new Jungle Book film on Saturday. [read...]
After months of wrangling between life-long villagers and affluent newcomers, a High Court judge has ruled that the name of the tiny Dorset village of Schroatham should correctly be pronounced ‘scrotum’.
The dispute around the name of the village had originated following an influx of newcomers to the area attracted by newly built executive homes and high-speed rail links. [read...]
Having defeated ISIS by recreating Palmyra’s ‘Arch of Triumph’ in London, the UK is considering a reconstruction of other ancient landmarks destroyed by religious extremists. First on the list are 800 monasteries trashed by Henry VIII; [read...]