Radio 4 bosses have been summoned to the Foreign Office to answer questions following accusations of ‘rampant’ and ‘illegal’ colonisation of desert islands. Pacific island leaders have delivered a joint complaint to Foreign Secretary, [read...]
Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House
Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
With Gove hung by the neck and the treasury was bare [read...]
Boeing are set to reveal a revolutionary new plane, that has adequate space inside for adults. [read...]
A couple from Hounslow have been ordered to switch off their elaborate external Christmas decorations or else face prosecution. This includes their illuminated tableau featuring well known seasonal figures; such as Homer Simpson, a Wookie, [read...]