NewsBiscuit

The news before it happens…

Posts Tagged ‘news’

Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window

strong attack, but no defence whatsoever‘They’ve lost the backbone of their team through assassinations and deaths’

Read more >

Posted: Dec 5th, 2012
More from From The Archives



New Data Communications Bill to store everyone’s thoughts for a year

Government already knows that you know that they know that you don't want them to know what they already knowPlans to monitor the contents of everyone’s head came a step closer today with a proposed amendment to the government’s draft Data Communications Bill.

Read more >

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2012
More from Science/Technology



Local Sales Manager releases Director’s cut of ’2012_EMEA_Sales_Forecast.ppt’

won't understand it until you've seen the whole thing“The narrative became so linear that the audience did not have time to question the true meaning of market segmentation and tailored sales promotion, removing all depth from the story of our new product release.”

Read more >

Posted: Nov 20th, 2012
More from From The Archives



Bomb disposal engineers to help elderly switch on central heating

should only be attempted by trained professionals with counsellors on standby ‘When it came to turning the switch our nerve failed and we went back to wrapping ourselves in tin-foil and old newspapers’.

Read more >

Posted: Oct 25th, 2012
More from From The Archives



Grab a bargain in the Spanish closing down sale

The Spanish government has announced that following further austerity cuts the country will close permanently on Saturday evening.

Read more >

Posted: Sep 28th, 2012
More from News In Brief