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Terrorist group fails to bomb Lib Dem conference

Disturbing footage has shown the building completely intact and still standing with people in yellow ties and bewildered looks on their faces entering and exiting the building unimpeded.

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2012
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David Cameron to appear on Jeremy Kyle; maybe Loose Women

Following his successful appearance on America’s David Letterman show, David Cameron has now been booked to appear on a series of British chat shows, most of which the British Prime Minister had never actually heard of.

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2012
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Restoration amateur ruins UK economy

going to give 110% from now on, like, d'uhThe man, in his early 40s, was reportedly upset at the way the economy had deteriorated over the years and took it upon himself to ‘restore’ it, with disastrous results.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2012
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Post boxes painted brown near homes with fat kids

large letters onlyThe Royal Mail has defended a new policy of embrowning their post boxes, if they happen to be near a family that contains a fat child. With ‘golden post boxes’ inspiring many to strive for athletic success, it’s hoped that a brown box might encourage ‘positive bullying’.

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2012
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RBS say ‘glitch’ that caused credit crunch now fixed

helpful HesterThe Royal Bank of Scotland has today come out and apologised for the ‘minor glitch’ in its systems which caused it to almost crumble into bankruptcy and need a multi-billion pound bail-out from every UK taxpayer, with the possible exception of Jimmy Carr.

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2012
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