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‘Drunk Tanks’ to replace Government ‘Think Tanks’

won't remember a thing about his new initiative in the morningThe Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that by monitoring the ‘alcohol induced’ ramblings of the ‘average Geordie’ in a ‘drunk tank’ Ministers could be provided with a range of inspired policy ideas.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2013
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Nick Clegg to give plastic bags the vote

Britain’s 4.3 million plastic bags could vote in the 2015 election under a plan launched by Nick Clegg at the Liberal Democrat annual conference.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2013
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Blair’s affair with Murdoch wrecked my marriage, says Wendi Deng

Wendi Deng is reported to be devastated at the news of the torrid affair carried on under her nose between her husband and the then Prime Minister.

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2013
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Pakistan Taliban elect next deputy to be blown up in a drone attack

After the death of Wali-ur-Rehman, the Pakistan Taliban have selected Khan Said as next in line to be blown up in a US drone attack.

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Posted: May 31st, 2013
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Last non-ironic greeting card withdrawn from sale

The card, reading simply 'Happy Birthday Grandma', has been withdrawn from sale following complaints at its 'bland and inoffensive' nature. Its replacement, reading 'Screw you Grandma - you smell of piss' will be in shops from next week.

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Posted: May 28th, 2013
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