While the NHS is establishing passport checks for patients, British tourism is demanding full medicals for those hoping to enjoy the drizzly delights of Bognor. As is well known, a blustery UK vacation is the perfect antidote for any pre-existing medical condition; [read...]
Fears of a huge influx of immigrants from Romania and Bulgaria have given way to indignation after a poll showed workers from the two countries are preparing to ‘avoid Britain like the plague’, [read...]
GP receptionists have insisted that they be given full control over all aspects of NHS finances and public health policy, it has emerged.
Under the plans, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt will be made redundant and forced into a lucrative post in the private sector, [read...]
Jeremy Hunt has announced 1500 new places for grumpy, obstructive middle-aged women to be trained as doctors’ receptionists. Hunt continued: ‘It’s key to our strategy of making everything worse that we make visiting the doctor as difficult and inconvenient as possible’. [read...]
‘He just clammed up and looked very strange as soon as I started explaining about my thick smelly discharge.’ [read...]