James Carrick, 35, from Islington, has spoken of his ‘terrifying ordeal’ after his plan to access priority shopping with a fake NHS ID backfired. ‘It’s not worth it guys,’ he said.
‘Sure, I got two days of easy access to pasta and loo rolls. [read...]
Though attempting to develop a serum that fights the seven signs of ageing, they actually produced one that fights the four signs of Coronavirus, namely a dry cough, no runny nose, fever and death. [read...]
“Rolls Royce, JCB and Legoland have already been called upon to increase the number of the breathing aides in cash-strapped hospitals”, [read...]
In the midst of the Coronavirus outbreak, a nation-wide shortage of hand sanitiser is causing panic among members of the public largely unfamiliar with soap and hot water. Fortunately, the Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, has been quick to provide a simple solution that promises to be effective for both hands and cocks. [read...]