In an impassioned speech from the pokey confines of a nursing home, the ailing NHS hit out about her shocking treatment and labelled her 70th birthday celebrations as ‘a kick in the teeth’. ‘For 70 years I’ve been delivering a free point of care health service to millions of people and what do I get… [read...]
Plans to allow patients to conduct their own operations in flat pack hospitals could be the answer to the current problems within the NHS, according to a leaked document. The paper praises the suggestion by junior health minister Stephen Barclay that doctors could qualify in four years as opposed to the current five after Brexit,… [read...]
Violence erupted in the sleepy backwater of Trumpton last night following the announcement that the fire station would be closed and services provided by Fireman Sam Plc from CBBC. [read...]
“Eventually I was given some aspirin and told to go home. In the meantime, my car had got a ticket as I’d been waiting for so long.” [read...]
Organ donor status can be recorded on the app, too. However one beta tester who has been testing an early version of the software said he was ‘disturbed’ to wake up in ICU having donated a kidney despite not being unwell, [read...]
