As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or ‘a career in frontline politics’. [read...]
David Cameron has confirmed that the government’s NHS bill will have its life ended by politician-assisted suicide. [read...]
The group that caused chaos and almost brought the NHS to its knees has been named. The group, known as ‘Successive Governments’, are said to have taken actions that have led to patients waiting for hours, [read...]
The Health Secretary has sheepishly confessed he may have been the cause of NHS’s I.T. system network failing. Ironically, Mr. Hunt had thought he had found the answer to the NHS’s money crisis after an unexpected email landed in his inbox yesterday and being a Conservative, [read...]
The Conservative party has reiterated previous manifesto pledges that it is vitally important to promise things. ‘Now more than ever,’ said Theresa May hiding behind a bust of Margaret Thatcher, ‘it is vitally important that we promise things. [read...]
