After being caught halfway through a smashed window, Wirral resident Nigel Palmer told police he’d had a long and frustrating day trying to see an NHS doctor. Palmer said it had all started when he found a nasty rash on his abdomen. [read...]
For everyone who has recently been informed of the latest success of the Goop website and asked the question, Who in their right mind… a blindingly obvious answer has now been revealed – No one! [read...]
The Health Secretary has kindly offering to tackle the NHS over-crowding crisis by making use of his ‘emergency futon’. Critics have suggested that he is out of touch, but Mr. Hunt remains confident that the bed issue can be resolved: ‘How many patients are we talking about? [read...]
Due to a scheduling error and Donald Trump getting confused with his advent calendar, the President failed to launch the first striptease/carvery outlet of ‘McNHS’. Mr. Trump had excitedly booked a flight to the UK, [read...]
A consortium of private health providers both here and in the USA have drawn up a list of handy hints and tip to help the general public prior to the Government scrapping the NHS. [read...]
