‘This response to being screwed mercilessly for decades is totally disproportionate’ said the health minister. ‘As far as we know, there has been no proper ballot of patients, and I am told that there are some hospitals which can actually be reached by public transport, [read...]
A BMA spokesman explained: ‘Being a GP is like speed dating; you know in the first few seconds if you’re compatible and if the patient will give you a good look at their genitals. I just want to get down and dirty, [read...]
Leaked confidential papers drawn up by the Secretary for Sickness, Jeremy Hunt, acknowledge that there are ‘too few staff and too little money to deliver a full health service’ and recommend ‘providing the peasant-class with half a health service instead.’ [read...]
In a wide ranging set of proposals the BMA has outlined several initiatives that will alleviate the workload on doctors. ‘Patients should be able to self certify themselves indefinitely [read...]
Jack claims he’s even getting texts asking him to visit patients after their operations. ‘I feel bad for them,’ he said, ‘but I’ve hardly had time to do anything else since all this started and it’s costing me a fortune in wreaths, [read...]
