‘From the 6th April 2012 each employee in the NHS will be given a large pile of £50 notes which they can spend exactly as they wish during the full financial year to ensure they provide excellent patient care in their own particular area’, confirmed Secretary of State Andrew Lansley.
Posted: Jan 10th, 2012
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‘This would be a great opportunity for anyone interested in business, health care or screwing up something big without having to become a politician.’
Posted: Dec 5th, 2011
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‘When you’ve spent your life battling imagined ill health, you just know when a twinge in your ankle is actually something far more sinister.’
Posted: Dec 2nd, 2011
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Health Secretary Andrew Lansley said that some zoo workers could fairly be described as ‘angels’, so dedicated are they to the animals in their care.
Posted: Oct 13th, 2011
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‘He just clammed up and looked very strange as soon as I started explaining about my thick smelly discharge.’
Posted: Sep 28th, 2011
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