Fans of bumbling not-based-on-reality TV hit ‘Downing Street Daily Briefing’ are mourning the end of the current series, as season one ended with a typically bombastic yet comfortingly incomprehensible finale. Commendably shunning cheap crowd-pleasers like go-go dancers, [read...]
Archaeologists have confirmed that the recently discovered ring of prehistoric shafts, were in fact a rudimentary attempt by the Health Secretary to monitor the spread of Coronavirus, while ensuring favourable crop yield. The two-mile circle is said to be an early attempt at social distancing and that standing behind the central stones was far more… [read...]
As details of bilateral trade negotiations between the UK and the US emerge, the British Government is basking in the glory of a ‘fair and balanced deal with America’. [read...]
The Government is doing a bang up job of taking credit for merely doing the job it is elected to do. That pothole was filled in using a wad of tar, it was BACKED BY GOVT FUNDING. [read...]
The government’s hotly anticipated Test, Track, Trace and Test Again In Case system, which launches today in the UK is already out of date and has some bits and bobs missing, according to NHS leaders. [read...]
