Staff and patients at Sunderland Memorial Hospital were today witness to a remarkable spectacle as a patient attempted to attack a doctor, who having examined the patient and found no injuries, refused to amputate both the patients’ legs. [read...]
The world’s major manufacturers of medicines for depression are facing ruin today as one of their most lucrative global markets, Great Britain, has just been obliterated in one fell swoop following yesterday’s upbeat statement in Parliament by the new Prime Minister, [read...]
It’s been alleged that thousands of people awaiting eye tests have been able to pay for illicitly obtained advance copies of the jumbled letters they must read with one eye closed. One optician found that a man who previously needed strong bifocals had, [read...]
Pretend Prime Minister Theresa May has privately admitted that she invited Donald Trump for a state visit in the week of the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings for a laugh, knowing she would be out on her arse immediately afterwards. [read...]
As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or ‘a career in frontline politics’. [read...]
