A major UK Armed Forces Careers Day was declared a success by military chiefs after it passed without one reference to the reasonably high probability of becoming a fatality statistic upon signing up. [read...]
A BMA spokesman explained: ‘Being a GP is like speed dating; you know in the first few seconds if you’re compatible and if the patient will give you a good look at their genitals. I just want to get down and dirty, [read...]
Theresa May’s plan to bring succour to each and every one of the UK’s approximately 150,000 hospital patents will demonstrate the caring, empathetic side of the Prime Minister’s personality, while simultaneously reducing waiting lists. ‘The very thought of a visit from Mrs May seems to have curative properties,’ a Department of Health spokesperson said. [read...]
In the face of much recent criticism, Theresa May was finally able to point to her success in stopping the threat of qualified health professionals from getting out of hand. The number of EU nationals joining nursing fell by 96% last year, [read...]
The news that nurse registrations from the EU have dropped from 1300 to 46 inside a year has been dismissed by the government. ‘Sure, Brexit has had a part to play, as has the English language exam. [read...]
