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NHS: ‘Is your life really necessary’

In a dramatic bid to solve problems of over demand in the health service the NHS has reworked the fuel saving war time slogan ‘Is your journey really necessary?’. A spokesman for the NHS said: ‘Posters will be going up shortly and as a further benefit we anticipate there should be a ‘trickle down’ effect into the private sector with increased workload to undertakers.’ [read...]


Kremlin denies plotting to destroy Britain’s infrastructure as Britain is doing that anyway

Claims by defence minister Gavin Williamson that the Russians have been studying British power networks and photographing power stations as part of plans to sabotage Britain’s infrastructure have been officially denied by the Kremlin. A senior official within the heart of the Russian government admitted that SMERSH had considered such a plan but has now abandoned the idea, [read...]

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