A doctor is facing professional ruin after a man he pronounced dead was later seen walking around Galilee in perfect health. The disgraced medic says that he didn’t have time to look closely at the alleged corpse before signing the papers, [read...]
Gone will be the much-maligned 4-hour maximum wait target, replaced by a new ‘survival of the fittest strategy’ designed ‘to build a better and stronger Britain’. [read...]
A report today has warned that pensioners wanting to see their GPs for no particular reason are often prevented from doing so by people with genuine medical problems. “I wanted to tell Dr Singh the pills he gave me on Wednesday aren’t helping,” [read...]
In a rush to embrace new technology, Health Secretary Matt Hancock has pledged to remove the use of semaphore from the NHS by 2021. ‘The cost of replacing flags has risen sharply over the last few years, [read...]
Piers Morgan has been hospitalised after almost drowning in his own bile due to a stunt involving a Greggs’ vegan sausage roll. A BUPA spokesman said that it was an honour to care for the sausage roll in its last moments, [read...]
