‘It makes complete sense that when a vet is not treating Fido or Tiddles for ticks, they open their doors to patients who may have had a stroke, major trauma injury or a saucepan stuck on their head,’ [read...]
Matt Hancock has announced plans to cull northerners in order to ease the strain on the NHS and ensure hospital capacity is available to treat sick, important Londoners. The move comes on the back of reports that patients had been transferred from over-stretched London hospitals to intensive care as far away as Newcastle, [read...]
The already acute pressure on the NHS looks set to intensify, after early test results on a vaccine with the ability to blot out Boris Johnson’s shambolic, vacillating and rambling pronouncements has shown to be 100% effective. [read...]
The government has finally agreed that it has royally screwed up the pandemic response as ‘clap for Carers’ comes back for season two. It’s expected that the uptick in people suffering hypothermia every Thursday evening at eight o’clock will put emergency services under unprecedented pressure, [read...]
A Coronavirus carol Part 1 can be found here Scrooge jumped as the glass hit the ground. Looking up he noticed the TV had started running repeats of repeats. Turning the set off he started to get up, [read...]
