A leaked report from the highest echelons of the NHS suggests that organ donors may soon be allowed to make exceptions for people they don’t like.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010
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Dr Who’s officious new receptionist could be putting billions of patients’ lives in danger, according to a report leaked by the British Medical Association (BMA).The report says that since the Timelord installed a new receptionist in his surgery, patients such as the eight billion of inhabitatants of Planet Earth have found urgent pleas for life-saving action going unheard.
‘This new receptionist seems to think she is in charge,’ complained one patient, a Prime Minister of the UK. ‘Once it was easy to get an appointment with the doctor. Now it’s bleeding impossible. And, I swear, if I don’t do something about my Dalek problem, it could be fatal.’
Posted: Jan 1st, 2010
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‘Winter is a very difficult time for old people,’
Posted: Dec 2nd, 2009
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Surprise at Maud’s ability to ‘hang-on-in-there,’ in the £850-day facility.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009
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President Barack Obama is today celebrating the news that Congress has agreed to support his proposals to establish an NHS style healthcare programme in the US, on the proviso it closely resembles the Carry On films.
Posted: Sep 16th, 2009
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