Theresa May’s plan to bring succour to each and every one of the UK’s approximately 150,000 hospital patents will demonstrate the caring, empathetic side of the Prime Minister’s personality, while simultaneously reducing waiting lists. ‘The very thought of a visit from Mrs May seems to have curative properties,’ a Department of Health spokesperson said. [read...]
In the face of much recent criticism, Theresa May was finally able to point to her success in stopping the threat of qualified health professionals from getting out of hand. The number of EU nationals joining nursing fell by 96% last year, [read...]
The news that nurse registrations from the EU have dropped from 1300 to 46 inside a year has been dismissed by the government. ‘Sure, Brexit has had a part to play, as has the English language exam. [read...]
NHS managers have issued a warning for patients to only visit hospital today ‘in the event of an emergency. Or an accident’ Probably best not to come, to be honest.’ All non-urgent operations have been cancelled, [read...]
As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or ‘a career in frontline politics’. [read...]
