Ghost of Christmas Future ‘in despair’ after visit to George Osborne
‘He didn’t even bat an eyelid when I showed him what would happen to poor little Tiny Clegg,’
Posted: Dec 5th, 2013
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‘Drunk Tanks’ to replace Government ‘Think Tanks’
The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that by monitoring the ‘alcohol induced’ ramblings of the ‘average Geordie’ in a ‘drunk tank’ Ministers could be provided with a range of inspired policy ideas.
Posted: Sep 18th, 2013
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Lib-Dems to re-launch as Boy Band
The Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.
The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking.
Posted: Sep 17th, 2013
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Liberal Democrats attempt largest salvage operation in history
A major salvage operation is underway in Glasgow, where a team of engineers are said to be ‘extremely pessimistic’ about their chances of successfully resurrecting a sunken political party, the Liberal Democrats.
Posted: Sep 16th, 2013
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Nick Clegg to give plastic bags the vote
Britain’s 4.3 million plastic bags could vote in the 2015 election under a plan launched by Nick Clegg at the Liberal Democrat annual conference.
Posted: Sep 16th, 2013
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