‘Nick has been with us now for almost two years and it’s high time he became a full member of the Tory family,’ said Mr Cameron. ‘In an ideal world he should be with his biological party, [read...]
In Britain’s hour of need a crack team of super-powered politicians have assembled to fight injustice, UKIP’s Thanos and the evils of direct voting by the electorate. Faced with imminent destruction, the UK has turned to the superhero team who brought you student fees, [read...]
A Church of England crackdown on sham marriages has raised fundamental questions about the union of David Cameron and Nick Clegg who were married in a civil ceremony in May last year. [read...]
Investigators have announced the discovery of the fragments of Chris Huhne’s moral compass under a car park in Southwark. [read...]
In a surprise U-turn, The Sun has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images that may cause offence to decent people everywhere, including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons of Mass Destruction. [read...]
