Details were emerging last night that Jimmy Savile may have been even more revoltingly criminal than anyone had previously imagined. The latest allegation is that he may have ‘advised’ David Cameron. A police spokesman said: ‘This simply beggars belief and will be hard to bear for the victims, [read...]
David Cameron has confirmed that the government’s NHS bill will have its life ended by politician-assisted suicide. [read...]
A Russian foreign ministry official has today contradicted reports that a list of ‘banned’ politicians was a result of EU sanctions against Russia. ‘Not at all. It is a simple attempt to support our gentrification process by excluding undesirables who are likely to detract from Russia’s reputation as a lovely place to visit and live.’ [read...]
The effects of Hull’s stint as 2017 City of Culture were immediately visible this weekend, as the new cultured European manager of the city’s football club took charge of his first game after replacing English manager Mike Phelan. [read...]
‘Look, I know exactly what you are doing. Just because Mr Cameron is away, you think that you can start mucking around. Well, you’ve had your fun, now get back to work.’ [read...]
