‘Look, I know exactly what you are doing. Just because Mr Cameron is away, you think that you can start mucking around. Well, you’ve had your fun, now get back to work.’ [read...]
In a new effort to rebalance the public finances, Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that prisoners reaching the end of their sentence in UK jails will no longer be released straight onto the streets, [read...]
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has announced that the defeated England football team are to enter into coalition with Germany. Under the arrangement three England players will now join the German side although they will only be allowed to sit on the bench. [read...]
Pauline McClusky (24) of Sheffield, Hallam, has finally put up for sale her extensive collection of Nick Clegg memorabilia and her much smaller collection of Clegg ‘promises kept’. The once proud co-founder of the ‘Clegg fan-site’, [read...]
After a challenging year, Nick Clegg has pledged that he will definitely not be making any New Year resolutions – or, if he does, he won’t tell anyone about them. [read...]
