‘Clint Eastwood had an argument with an empty chair regarding its political standpoint. Nick will go one further and address an imaginary political party at an imaginary political conference.’ [read...]
Mark Zuckerberg has insisted that Facebook’s new blood transfusion service is a charitable venture aimed at the world’s haemophiliacs, and not at all an attempt to monopolise supply of what is literally the lifeblood of the world. [read...]
A Russian foreign ministry official has today contradicted reports that a list of ‘banned’ politicians was a result of EU sanctions against Russia. ‘Not at all. It is a simple attempt to support our gentrification process by excluding undesirables who are likely to detract from Russia’s reputation as a lovely place to visit and live.’ [read...]
Consumer groups are frustrated that the Maybot, a malfunctioning Prime Minister, cannot be cheaply repaired and will ultimately end up as landfill – or in the House of Lords’ as it is known. 2016’s ‘must have’ gadget, [read...]
High-street frozen food retailing nation Iceland have had their Christmas ad banned for being too political leaving them to negotiate with the Lib Dems to use a dubbed party political broadcast. Iceland Marketing exec, Trevor Taylor explains, [read...]
