David Cameron ran off the House of Commons playground in floods of tears at Prime Minister’s playtime yesterday. It is alleged that Ed Miliband was overheard taunting Mr Cameron, saying he was ‘dodgy, posh and probably had fleas.’
Posted: Feb 14th, 2015
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It has been revealed that the Conservative Party is paying £100,000 a month to Facebook in order to subsidise David Cameron’s addiction with growing virtual crops.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2015
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The British Government has completely disappeared, according to reports from Westminster.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2015
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In a bid to replicate Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan’s huge popular appeal throughout his country’s electorate, Britain’s party leaders have all jumped on the ‘does exactly what it says on the tin’ bandwagon ahead of the forthcoming general election.
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2015
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In a surprise U-turn, The Sun has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images that may cause offence to decent people everywhere, including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons of Mass Destruction. Editor David Dinsmore explained: ‘Figuratively speaking Blair and Bush were the biggest pair of tits we could find. And there are plenty more breast-related puns where that one came from, oh yes. Just keep counting.’
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2015
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