Mark Zuckerberg has insisted that Facebook’s new blood transfusion service is a charitable venture aimed at the world’s haemophiliacs, and not at all an attempt to monopolise supply of what is literally the lifeblood of the world. [read...]
A Russian foreign ministry official has today contradicted reports that a list of ‘banned’ politicians was a result of EU sanctions against Russia. ‘Not at all. It is a simple attempt to support our gentrification process by excluding undesirables who are likely to detract from Russia’s reputation as a lovely place to visit and live.’ [read...]
Consumer groups are frustrated that the Maybot, a malfunctioning Prime Minister, cannot be cheaply repaired and will ultimately end up as landfill – or in the House of Lords’ as it is known. 2016’s ‘must have’ gadget, [read...]
High-street frozen food retailing nation Iceland have had their Christmas ad banned for being too political leaving them to negotiate with the Lib Dems to use a dubbed party political broadcast. Iceland Marketing exec, Trevor Taylor explains, [read...]
Social media giant Facebook has confirmed unofficial reports that it only hired former Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg as Head of Global Operations in order to be able to blame him every time they have a system failure are absolutely correct. [read...]
