The Liberal Democrats have admitted that they are closely monitoring President Trump’s current tactics and hoping to learn lessons from them, after an official spokesperson was seen in a garden centre car park shouting at passers-by in the hope that they turned out to be journalists. [read...]
The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that by monitoring the ‘alcohol induced’ ramblings of the ‘average Geordie’ in a ‘drunk tank’ Ministers could be provided with a range of inspired policy ideas. [read...]
Former Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg had to be forcibly removed from the first cabinet of the new Conservative government after the meeting was disrupted in the first few minutes. [read...]
Following several embarrassing incidents of forgetfulness, the Liberal Democrats have agreed to stop making amnesia a requirement of party membership. [read...]
‘Clint Eastwood had an argument with an empty chair regarding its political standpoint. Nick will go one further and address an imaginary political party at an imaginary political conference.’ [read...]
