Election decided on penalties
With political stalemate gripping Westminster it was agreed yesterday that the outcome of the 2010 British General Election be decided by a penalty shoot-out.
Posted: May 4th, 2013
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Cabinet members ‘too nervous’ to tell Thatcher she’s dead
‘I don’t think she’ll take it very well. I met her a couple of years ago and asked if she missed being prime minister and I experienced 10 minutes of ranting followed by a shout of ‘release the flying monkeys’.
Posted: Apr 9th, 2013
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Rash of jailed Tory peers on TV ‘proves Conservatives are still relevant’, claims Cameron
The huge number of ennobled ex-convicts appearing on British media outlets in the last few days proves the Tory party is ‘still in touch with the popular mood’, said David Cameron in a speech last night.
Posted: Mar 13th, 2013
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Massive sinkhole appears under No.11 Downing Street
‘Even as he disappeared from view Mr Osborne insisted he could dig his way out and that he was heading in the right direction.’
Posted: Mar 12th, 2013
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Lib Dems announce amnesia ‘no longer a membership requirement’
Following several embarrassing incidents of forgetfulness, the Liberal Democrats have agreed to stop making amnesia a requirement of party membership.
Posted: Feb 24th, 2013
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