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Rioters denounce ‘Americanisation’ of British way of rioting
British rioters have hit out at what they see as an unwelcome transatlantic influence on the traditional English way of looting and causing affray. [read...]
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Lib-Dems to re-launch as Boy Band
The Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.
The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking. [read...]
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Savile ‘may have been adviser to Cameron’
Details were emerging last night that Jimmy Savile may have been even more revoltingly criminal than anyone had previously imagined. The latest allegation is that he may have ‘advised’ David Cameron. A police spokesman said: ‘This simply beggars belief and will be hard to bear for the victims, [read...]
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NHS reforms to be allowed to ‘die with dignity’
David Cameron has confirmed that the government’s NHS bill will have its life ended by politician-assisted suicide. [read...]
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EU diplomatic ‘shit list’ drawn up by the Tourism Board, say Kremlin
A Russian foreign ministry official has today contradicted reports that a list of ‘banned’ politicians was a result of EU sanctions against Russia. ‘Not at all. It is a simple attempt to support our gentrification process by excluding undesirables who are likely to detract from Russia’s reputation as a lovely place to visit and live.’ [read...]