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Racing anecdote used to anaesthetise Jenson Button

‘These thieves stole £300,000 of racing memorabilia – when they could have just bought some sleeping pills.’

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2015
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Houses of Parliament identified as source of dark matter

CERN scientists have started drilling beneath Westminster in order to collect ‘high concentrations of anti-matter’. The levels being released into the community have been shown to be damaging to the public over large areas of Hackney and other North London boroughs as well as Tyneside.

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Posted: Jun 4th, 2015
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EU diplomatic ‘shit list’ drawn up by the Tourism Board, say Kremlin

Grab a bargain now before prices fall!A Russian foreign ministry official has today contradicted reports that a list of ‘banned’ politicians was a result of EU sanctions against Russia. ‘Not at all. It is a simple attempt to support our gentrification process by excluding undesirables who are likely to detract from Russia’s reputation as a lovely place to visit and live.’

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Posted: May 31st, 2015
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Disgrunted voters create the ‘Independence from the UK Independence Party Party’

someone has to make a standThey come over here…

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Posted: May 22nd, 2015
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LibDems to rebrand as ‘Undecided’

Tim Farron has announced his intent to stand for leader of the LibDems, based on a commitment to a complete rebranding as the ‘Undecided’ party.

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Posted: May 14th, 2015
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