Government ‘gone’
The British Government has completely disappeared, according to reports from Westminster. Downing Street is said to be deserted and Whitehall offices abandoned.
Posted: Feb 22nd, 2014
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Cameron, Clegg and Osborne to star in new C4 docu-soap: ‘The Unrelateables’
Channel 4 has announced its Spring schedule today, confirming that viewers will be treated to a unique documentary that explores the struggle to gain wider acceptance between those afflicted with Serious Political Influence (SPI), and ‘regular people’.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2014
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Welfare Budget could be reduced with Biblical Floods
Conservative think tanks have reached the conclusion that Britain could be purged of an unwanted 95% of the population, if we only we embraced the ‘golden opportunity’ offered by recent extreme weather conditions.
Posted: Jan 9th, 2014
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George Osborne owes the Littlewoods’ catalogue £25bn
The Chancellor today admitted to what is now looking like ‘an horrendous Christmas overspend’. Threatening to cut the welfare budget after the next election, Mr. Osborne confessed that he may have been profligate with the Babycham for Theresa May, discount hotel vouchers for William Hague and the Blackadder boxset for Michael Gove.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2014
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‘Farage is messing with our heads’ complains Tory spokesman
No-one from UKIP was available for comment but rumours were circulating Westminster that Nigel Farage had left his lap-top on while his student grandchildren were staying over Christmas.
Posted: Dec 30th, 2013
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