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‘Drunk Tanks’ to replace Government ‘Think Tanks’

won't remember a thing about his new initiative in the morningThe Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that by monitoring the ‘alcohol induced’ ramblings of the ‘average Geordie’ in a ‘drunk tank’ Ministers could be provided with a range of inspired policy ideas.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2013
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Lib-Dems to re-launch as Boy Band

Simon Hughes not included - couldn't find his voiceThe Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.

The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2013
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Liberal Democrats attempt largest salvage operation in history

serious cracks could appear at any momentA major salvage operation is underway in Glasgow, where a team of engineers are said to be ‘extremely pessimistic’ about their chances of successfully resurrecting a sunken political party, the Liberal Democrats.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2013
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Nick Clegg to give plastic bags the vote

Britain’s 4.3 million plastic bags could vote in the 2015 election under a plan launched by Nick Clegg at the Liberal Democrat annual conference.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2013
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Top Lib Dem quits in protest over making party colour ‘slightly less orange’

‘I see the Lib Dem’s orangeness being diluted, drip by drip, and moving yellow-ward in a way I can no longer sign up to.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2013
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