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Voters have 24 hours left to touch me, cautions Clegg

Kingmaker, don't ya know...In a stark warning to the British electorate, the Deputy Prime Minister has made it clear that we have only one day left to ‘run our fingers through his hair’.

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Posted: May 6th, 2015
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Lib Dems to rebrand as The Second Sons

Drawing upon the immense popularity of The Game of Thrones and recognising his party’s real role on the political landscape, Nick Clegg has announced that the Liberal Democrats will be renamed after the sellsword army The Second Sons.

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Posted: Apr 29th, 2015
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Hard Working Families to be given extra votes

it's all about getting up again tomorrowNow that the entire General Election revolves around glowing generalities, a cross-party committee of MPs has agreed that greater representation should be given to positive, abstract concepts. So with the last day of voter registration looming fast, all spare votes will be distributed among those impossible-to-prove beliefs such as the ‘common good’, ‘patriotism’ and ‘Britain’s Got Talent’.

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Posted: Apr 20th, 2015
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Man avoids Game of Thrones spoilers by masquerading as PM

as close as you can get to the real thing‘I had reservations at first; I don’t know much about keeping the interest rate from dipping below inflation, but weirdly it doesn’t seem to matter. If someone asks me a question I just say ‘a fair deal for honest, hard-working Britons’ or ‘I have complete faith in Mr Osborne’ and they seem satisfied with that.’

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?Five spot kicks each were allowed (with only two for the Liberals).  

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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