Nigel Farage is said to be ‘devastated’ that he has been passed over for a peerage in favour of a Chinese market trader who has been credited with sparking the Covid-19 pandemic. ‘It was a close call,’ [read...]
It has been announced Nigel Farage is to star in ITV’s reboot of their controversial 1970s sitcom, Love Thy Neighbour due to be aired next spring. The new show, billed to be a humorous and affectionate take on modern Britain against the backdrop of our withdrawal from the EU and called Love Thy Brexit, [read...]
It was a tale told down the generations, that Father Brexit will one day bring untold wealth across the Kingdom, gifts for every Brexiteer, and no child would ever go hungry again. However, a new survey has found fewer children buying into this myth and becoming a lot more cynical about what their parents tell… [read...]
No. 10 Downing Street has confirmed in a statement early this morning that a raft of cuts to benefits due to kick in today were merely an elaborate prank played out for the last few months on the British public, [read...]
Donald Trump has been readmitted to hospital. This time, he is suffering from the rare condition of having dangerous quantities of smoke up his arsehole, a condition he contracted via an unprotected interaction with a guest speaker at a rally. [read...]
