The government has announced that it is to introduce a vote recycling scheme. It is understood that votes may be recycled at the polling station where they were first cast, whereupon any member of the electorate doing this will be credited with an ounce of common sense and promised five pounds off their income tax. [read...]
Following a two-year investigation the Electoral Commission has concluded that the single biggest influence on the 2016 Referendum was a bloke down the pub. Having interviewed millions of Leave voters who all agreed that the lies peddled by Boris Johnson, [read...]
The ex-UKIP Leader has said he wants to return to the UK to give ‘birth’ to a new Brexit party. In 1999 Mr. Farage left London to join the caliphate European State, during which time he actively promoted the Profit Trump. [read...]
Theresa May has announced that the Department for Exiting the EU is to be disbanded with immediate effect and that full authority for negotiating terms with the EU has been handed to the Ministry of Magic. [read...]
Nigel Farage has started a campaign for Britain to leave the World Trade Organisation. He made a speech denouncing the fact that Britain’s status is dependent on the agreement of over a hundred other countries. [read...]
