A document found in a briefcase discovered on a train has left the fledgling Brexit Party looking red-faced as it appears to be a record of the minutes of a meeting chaired by Nigel Farage, [read...]
Scourge of the Right-wing racists and xenophobic bigots, comedienne Jo Brand, has demanded Police open a full investigation after Nigel Farage said recently that he himself would ‘pick up a rifle if Brexit was thwarted’. [read...]
‘I am delighted to announce that I am throwing my shoe into the ring. Not my shoe, what is it you throw in? A hat, that’s right, I am throwing my hat into the pond. [read...]
As much of 60% of the electorate still think they can ward off Nigel Farage with a milkshake, a clove of garlic and a request for his tax returns. However, modern nutritionists have now debunked the myth, [read...]
The National Milkshake Association (NMA) has tonight sent its ‘thoughts and prayers’ to the Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage after today’s banana and salted caramel incident. However a spokesman for the NMA was unforgiving in his condemnation of Farage for failing to carry his own Milkshake as a form of deterrent. [read...]
