Since Britain left the European Union two-weeks ago, one Mrs Farage has been trying to remind her husband Nigel that he is now free to regrout the grotty old tiles in the bathroom. “I asked Nigel to do something about those tiles back in the spring of 1992,” [read...]
It has been announced Nigel Farage is to star in ITV’s reboot of their controversial 1970s sitcom, Love Thy Neighbour due to be aired next Spring. The new show, billed to be a humourous and affectionate take on modern Britain against the backdrop of our withdrawal from the EU and called Love Thy Brexit, [read...]
Government negotiators, charged with loosening Nigel Farage’s tentacle-like grip on interminable political punditry, have warned that a full ‘Nigexit’ is unlikely until at least 2028. The news has come as a cruel blow to the many millions of Nigexiters who had assumed that by voting for the UK’s withdrawal from the European Union, [read...]
‘Well, isn’t that what you said you wanted?’ says Boris. ‘That’ll pay for those hundreds of new trees and the planting of thousands of new hospitals every week or whatever it was we’ve promised this week’ [read...]
In what is being seen as a ‘slight oversight’, Nigel Farage’s election promises make no mention of the EU, straight bananas or craft ale. Instead they devote five chapters to celebrating ethnic diversity and respecting the Good Friday Agreement. [read...]
