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Nick Clegg to resort to ‘mum jokes’ in all future live debates

"I agree with Nick"Crestfallen Nick Clegg has been advised by his publicists to adopt a more ‘ruthless approach’ in all future live debates, by resorting to ‘mum jokes’ when backed into a corner by his opponent.

Clegg’s recent debate with UKIP’s Nigel Farage on Britain and the EU, televised live on BBC Two, resulted in UKIP storming home with a massive 68% of votes in a snap YouGov survey, leaving the Lib Dems with no other choice than to court the ‘mum joke’ vote.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2014
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UKIP demands tighter borders until Flight MH370 found

Nigel Farage has demanded that the UK Borders Agency should to tighten border controls as the search for flight MH370 continues. The flight disappeared from radar screens en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijng last Saturday leading to conspiracy theories of kidnap, aliens or an elaborate attempt to enter Britain.

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2014
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Self-aware autocues take over the BBC

It’s been revealed that the decision to close down BBC Three was not made by Director-General Tony Hall, but by BBC One autocues which have developed consciousness. It’s thought that the execution of BBC Three is the first stage in an attempt by the autocues to take over the entire communications infrastructure of the nation.

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Posted: Mar 9th, 2014
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Foreigners defend jokes about Farage

Immigrant leaders have defended jokes made by foreign comedians at a night club. Many of the jokes appeared to single out Nigel Farage, the leader of the UK Independence Party (UKIP).

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2014
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‘Farage is messing with our heads’ complains Tory spokesman

No-one from UKIP was available for comment but rumours were circulating Westminster that Nigel Farage had left his lap-top on while his student grandchildren were staying over Christmas.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2013
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