Following a ruling in the Scottish Parliament stating The Shetland Islands can no longer be depicted on maps and charts inside a convenient box but in the the wrong geographical location, Nigel Farage, has decided to run with the concept and is demanding other changes to UK maps be brought in also. [read...]
Even in its smallest doses it can flatten a city or bring Jacob Rees-Mogg to orgasm. [read...]
Brexit Secretary David Davis has confirmed that the final terms of Britain’s exit from the EU will be trialled on mice under laboratory conditions before being rolled out across the country. The move has been broadly welcomed by MPs and business leaders who have expressed concerns about the effect an untested settlement could have on the UK economy. [read...]
The BBC has begun a global search for rumoured Dimbleby siblings deemed ‘lost’, in a bid to replace David Dimbleby, who announced his stepping down from the weekly Question Time panel show this week. It is thought that many Dimblebys may exist in the wild, [read...]
Paul Dacre’s replacement as Daily Mail editor is to genetically engineered super-racist android, it has emerged. Named Adbensi, the android has a state-of-the-art AI software chip based on the collective philosophies of Hitler and Mussolini with just a smidge of Simon Cowell’s control-freakery melded in, [read...]
