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Woman condemned for cooking cat in microwave rather than Aga

Middle class Britons agree that 14 weeks in jail is not nearly long enough a punishment for the culinary faux pas of not cooking domestic felines in an Aga, well-seasoned, until it is so tender that meat simply falls off the bone.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2014
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New Bear Grylls cookbook a surprise hit with the middle classes

The book contains favourites like ‘Freshly Squeezed Shit Drippings’ and ‘A Lizard’, and includes no nonsense instructions such as, ‘First, find some shit; fresh is best’ and ‘Grab it, grab it before it gets away’.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2011
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Innuendo-free version of Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen to be broadcast for celibate viewers

only trouble is, without all that hair she looks just like her DadThe BBC has announced that a version of Nigella Lawson’s Christmas Kitchen which is entirely free of sexual suggestion will be shown over the festive season in a peak primetime slot. Her usual full-on X-rated programme will instead be confined to late-night schedules.

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2010
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Nigella denies affair with a lemon risotto

lemons 'definitely not an anagram'Food writer Nigella Lawson has denied reports she had a ‘steamy’ affair with a lemon risotto.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2010
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