Confused by Aung San flitting between winning a Nobel Prize and killing everyone? Torn between admiration for her previous fights against military rule, and condemnation for her current refusal to condemn army attacks? Never fear. [read...]
The British Folk Singer Donovan, widely regarded as ‘The English Elvis Presley’ has volunteered to collect the Nobel Prize for Poetry on Bob Dylan’s behalf and then pretend it’s gone missing when Bob finally gives him a call to talk Parcelforce. [read...]
A Cheltenham butcher who has never heard of Higgs Boson is getting on with his life just fine say his friends.
‘Gordon has never heard of it,’ said Luke Church, a friend, ‘but he just goes on living all the same.’ [read...]
Osborne was thought to be in line for the prize – to be announced on 15 October – in recognition of his groundbreaking ‘pasty tax’ contribution to economics. [read...]