Growing awareness of the dangers posed by nuclear weapons has led to calls for ‘thorough background checks’ before states are allowed to buy them. ‘We need to be sure a state doesn’t have a history of using nukes,’ [read...]
Despite the success of its strategic alliances with other outcast entities such as Iran and the DUP, pariah state North Korea has decided that lining up with Ryanair was a mistake. ‘We were impressed with Ryanair’s utter contempt for passengers and employees,’ [read...]
Tired of waiting for President Trump to rise to the bait, the UN’s favorite rogue nations have decided to go head to head by sending insulting messages to the other. The first message, sent to Kim Jong-un from iran@probablysomewhereinthemiddleeast.com, [read...]
In a late-night tweet, and in an attempt to placate diplomats following his aggressive UN address, US president Donald Trump has revealed details of his plan to attack North Korea, should the US or its friendly territories be attacked by hostile ballistic missiles. [read...]
North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un is said to be outraged at the latest round of UN sanctions which includes a complete ban on the import of garden gnomes, requested by US President Donald Trump in New York today. [read...]
