The reason for North Korea’s nuclear test earlier this week became clear today as state television in Pyongyang announced that Dear Leader Kim Jong-un had personally used the weapons to deflect an asteroid which, [read...]
Congress today blocked President’s Trump’s funding for a wall on the US southern border, on economic grounds. ‘An alleged major benefit of the wall will be to reduce the volume of drugs crossing the border by half,’ [read...]
In an impassioned speech from the pokey confines of a nursing home, the ailing NHS hit out about her shocking treatment and labelled her 70th birthday celebrations as ‘a kick in the teeth’. ‘For 70 years I’ve been delivering a free point of care health service to millions of people and what do I get… [read...]
The world has finally come to grips with the true cause of the military stand-off in the Korean peninsula that could yet cause a nuclear Armageddon. Sadly, it is no coincidence that all this is erupting precisely when the Great British Bake Off completed its controversial move to Channel 4, [read...]
The newly released hostages from North Korean imprisonment were left baffled when a man they last knew as a reality TV figure greeted them at the airport in the guise of the US President. ‘It was kinda like the Twilight Zone’, [read...]
