North Korean state-run media has announced that the launching of a ballistic missile on Sunday was intended to mark the Supreme Commander’s triumphant victory in the Eurovision Song Contest. [read...]
Defence specialists monitoring events in North Korea have speculated that wayward leader Kim Jong-un might be about to model another radical hair style. This is of great concern to Korea watchers everywhere because ‘he gets a little tetchy around hairstyle changes,’ [read...]
Political leaders around the world have today unified in their condemnation of the current aggressive stance by North Korea. The timing is being censured as both tasteless and inconsiderate, when most heads of state or their senior diplomats will wish to pay their respects to one another at the Thatcher funeral on Wednesday. [read...]
President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean Spicer, has announce a revolutionary plan to deal with Global Warming, if such a thing does exist. According to Spicer, “people” have told the President that a limited nuclear exchange will throw enough particulate up into the atmosphere to block the sun’s rays and cool the earth for years. [read...]
T-Mobile flash mob sang and danced the delegates into a more conciliatory mood. [read...]
