‘Couple of pints’ with Kim Jong-il ends badly for local bell-end
Drink turned ugly over a disagreement about films
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2015
More from From The Archives
Posts Tagged ‘North Korea’
North Korea protests over ‘fu**ing rubbish film’
The North Korean government has made fresh protests over the decision to finally release the controversial film, ‘The Interview’, which it describes as ‘bloody awful’.
Posted: Dec 27th, 2014
More from Politics
Men joyous as Kim Jong-un threatens to cyber attack all future Downton Abbey specials
Men across the country were delighted at the warning released today by North Korea that the production of all future Downton Abbey episodes and specials are in ‘serious jeopardy’.
Posted: Dec 25th, 2014
More from Politics
North Korea behind all one star reviews
In a state-sanctioned policy, North Korea has decided to undermine Western Civilisation by leaving ‘bitchy’ reviews for all media products. Having successfully forced Sony Pictures to delay the release of their movie ‘The Interview’, North Korean hackers are set to turn their sights on undermining all we hold dear; such as the Twilight franchise, the novels of Dan Brown and the musical genius that is Justin Bieber.
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2014
More from Arts/Entertainment
Sony to fire film reels into North Korea in retaliation
Sony has vowed to retaliate against the ‘unwarranted hacking’ of its computer system by North Korea by moving a battery of film reel launchers up to the 38th parallel. ‘If they think The Candidate was disrespectful, wait until we lob copies of Bad Haircut, one of Ryan Sommers Baum’s best roles,’ a spokesman said.
Posted: Dec 19th, 2014
More from News In Brief
Loading...