Ri Chun-Hee, the enthusiastic official mouthpiece for North Korean news broadcasts has defected to Fox news, where she will bring her considerable powers of blind patriotic jingoism to bear for her new Dear Leader, The Great Orange Saviour. [read...]
President Trump has agreed to turn what could have been a global conflagration into a quite literal war of words. [read...]
After threatening North Korea with ‘fire and fury’ and ‘locked and loaded’ President Trump, despite English being his first language, is struggling to come up with further fighting talk. [read...]
Unsure as to whether they had recently tested six intercontinental ballistic missiles or only five, the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] increased their rhetoric against the US by waving a long-range .44 Magnum in the general direction of Guam. [read...]
Following the launch of its so-called ‘intercontinental ballistic missile’, based on its ability to travel within the continental waters it was launched from, North Korea has stated that the missile was actually targeted at a fish called Eric that was seen spying on its coastline three weeks ago. [read...]
