Legendary North Korean newsreader Ri Chun-hee, famous for her emotional presentation style and bright pink business suits will replace the Downing Street press corps with immediate effect, Lee Cain, the Prime Minister’s Communications Director announced today. [read...]
The statement comes after the rogue state fired several short-range ballistic monarchs from its South Hwanghae province into the sea. [read...]
It is understood that North Korea, Iran, China and Russia have attempted to stockpile millions of cans of Helmet Head but newly enforced sanctions have meant they have only been able to secure stocks of L’Oreal Elnett Satin. [read...]
The reason for North Korea’s nuclear test earlier this week became clear today as state television in Pyongyang announced that Dear Leader Kim Jong-un had personally used the weapons to deflect an asteroid which, [read...]
Congress today blocked President’s Trump’s funding for a wall on the US southern border, on economic grounds. ‘An alleged major benefit of the wall will be to reduce the volume of drugs crossing the border by half,’ [read...]
