UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has today announced radical plans to tackle global conflict by building a new improved car-park at the UN Headquarters in New York.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2011
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The world’s military was put on standby earlier today following revelations regarding the US’s planned Christmas purchasing policy published on Wikileaks.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2010
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T-Mobile flash mob sang and danced the delegates into a more conciliatory mood.
Posted: Nov 25th, 2010
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The reclusive heir told his father that presiding over a brutal regime in which Marxist doctrine is enforced to the letter was some ‘heavy shit’ and that he planned to ‘chill for a bit and like, find myself’.
Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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Pyongyang last night threatened a strongly-worded intercontinental attack against ‘the US imperialist bastards and their traitorous lickspittles in Seoul,’ adding that there was ‘more where that came from’.
Posted: Aug 6th, 2010
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