NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘North Korea’

North Korea in crisis as Kim Jong-un plans surprise gap year

The reclusive heir told his father that presiding over a brutal regime in which Marxist doctrine is enforced to the letter was some ‘heavy shit’ and that he planned to ‘chill for a bit and like, find myself’.

Read more >

Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
More from News In Brief



North Korea threatens massive invective strike against US

Pyongyang last night threatened a strongly-worded intercontinental attack against ‘the US imperialist bastards and their traitorous lickspittles in Seoul,’ adding that there was ‘more where that came from’.

Read more >

Posted: Aug 6th, 2010
More from News In Brief



North Korea to plant giant Leylandii across 38th Parallel

North Korean investment in ladders 'soaring'‘The Dear Leader has had it up to here with his neighbours,’

Read more >

Posted: Jun 11th, 2010
More from World News



Finance declares war on Marketing after sweepstake draw

Office rivalry at JR Holdings escalated into full scale war yesterday afternoon after Terry from Marketing and Nigel from Finance drew North and South Korea in the World Cup sweep.

Read more >

Posted: Jun 10th, 2010
More from News In Brief



North Korea to deny it has a South

United Nations officials wrote to the North Korean government demanding an explanation for the attack only to be told ‘South? What South?’

Read more >

Posted: May 29th, 2010
More from News In Brief