Exhaustive studies, coupled with an allergic reaction to pickled herring, have enabled the world’s Press to conclude that there is nothing more chilling than a gun wielding maniac who can hum A-ha’s entire back catalogue. When not curing fish with detergent or showing Edvard Munch their ‘happy face’, most Western Scandinavians are killers waiting to pounce.
Posted: Oct 20th, 2013
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Mayor Boris Johnson has written to the King of Norway telling him not to bother with sending a tree for Trafalgar Square this year “now we’ve got the Shard”.
Posted: Nov 25th, 2012
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Chairman of the Google Earth Residents’ Association, Jerome Hanley, has finally taken action against a nuisance neighbour. Poorly maintained, scruffy and with several bits missing, the state of the Norwegian coastline has caused nothing but embarrassment to its Scandinavian neighbours.
Posted: May 6th, 2012
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England’s cricket team has dismissed its ten wicket defeat by Pakistan in Dubai by insisting that its recent two wicket victory at the South Pole over a surprised group of Chinese mineral prospectors is the match result that really matters.
Posted: Jan 24th, 2012
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