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Green Party to use ‘brain fade’ technique to develop all policies

but what about ebola pairs?Flushed with pride at a string of positive comments from members of her party after her ‘brain fade’ moment on TV, Natalie Bennett, leader of the Green Party, has now asked her colleagues to come up with yet more ‘creative and exciting’ policies by adopting the technique. Members of the party’s executive will spend next week taking cold remedies and hitting each other with cricket bats to induce ‘brain fade’ ahead of the launch of its election manifesto next month.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2015
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Norwegian terrorists are ‘the scariest of all’

Exhaustive studies, coupled with an allergic reaction to pickled herring, have enabled the world’s Press to conclude that there is nothing more chilling than a gun wielding maniac who can hum A-ha’s entire back catalogue. When not curing fish with detergent or showing Edvard Munch their ‘happy face’, most Western Scandinavians are killers waiting to pounce.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2013
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Shard skyscraper to get 90ft fairy from Norway

no plans to stick a fairy on the Gherkin any time soonMayor Boris Johnson has written to the King of Norway telling him not to bother with sending a tree for Trafalgar Square this year “now we’ve got the Shard”.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2012
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England’s cricketers insist ‘it’s the South Pole victory that matters’

England’s cricket team has dismissed its ten wicket defeat by Pakistan in Dubai by insisting that its recent two wicket victory at the South Pole over a surprised group of Chinese mineral prospectors is the match result that really matters.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2012
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