Disney World in Orlando, Florida has become the first theme park in the world where staff dressed as adorable, stereotypical characters can be shot on sight if they ‘step too close’ or appear to be on the verge of causing emotional trauma in visiting adults and children.
Posted: Jul 17th, 2013
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The anti gurn control lobby believe that ability to gurn is a fundamental right and that supposed problems with gurning are really caused by people making faces when playing computer games.
Posted: Apr 12th, 2013
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Westley Books, a by-word in the publishing industry for ill-judged, poorly timed and just plain wrong publishing ventures, has reported a significant annual trading loss for the fourth year on the trot.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2013
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Heavily armed introverts have slammed a decision by the NRA to exclusively release their new shooting game on the iPad. ‘NRA: Practice What You Breech’ is available for download through iTunes, if you can trust those pinko liberals with your data.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2013
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Under Obama’s people control plan, all Americans will be relocated to Canada, and all guns will remain in the United States. ‘Without people to fire the guns, and without people to fire guns at, shootings will completely disappear,’ noted Obama.
Posted: Jul 23rd, 2012
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