The National Rifle Association says it’s no coincidence that Meghan Markle “bailed out” of the US as the incidence of spree shooting went up. “We don’t take kindly to people who jump ship”, says NRA spokesman Ray Carr. [read...]
The President Trump Corporation (in association with the NRA Investments & Loans LLC) has put forward its plans for hardening schools all across the United States to make them fit for the 21st century – [read...]
The US Department of Education has confirmed it has received a ‘staggering’ number of positive responses to President Trump’s proposal to hold firearms in class. One teacher responded: ‘The thought of standing in front of 3B with an Uzi while they belt out ‘One times four is four; [read...]
People across America have today been mourning the loss of 17 lives following the latest this latest incident of a man brandishing his ‘mental health’, raising questions about how someone suffering from gun ownership was able to get his hands on some mental health and use it to such deadly affect. [read...]
It has been announced that Christmas will not take place this year, following the tragic death of Father Christmas in a shooting incident in Montgomery, Alabama. Gun enthusiast and NRA member Cletus Washington III told reporters that he had opened fire in self-defence after hearing an intruder in his kitchen. [read...]
