U.S. conservatives defend ‘the right to bear fat’
‘Everywhere you looked there was oil and mayo oozing out of the burgers, ketchup splattered over the tables, shakes spilled across the floor.’
Posted: Apr 29th, 2013
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Evolution cannot explain existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins
‘Creationists serve no useful function in the planet’s ecosystem.’
Posted: Apr 28th, 2013
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Giant buttocks found carved in the other side of Mount Rushmore
‘It came as quite a shock,’ said the ranger who made the discovery. ‘Having four of America’s greatest leaders mooning at you so early in the morning is not an experience I’d recommended to anybody.’
Posted: Apr 19th, 2013
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Gurn control faces change
The anti gurn control lobby believe that ability to gurn is a fundamental right and that supposed problems with gurning are really caused by people making faces when playing computer games.
Posted: Apr 12th, 2013
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Worlds worst publisher vows to struggle on
Westley Books, a by-word in the publishing industry for ill-judged, poorly timed and just plain wrong publishing ventures, has reported a significant annual trading loss for the fourth year on the trot.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2013
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