In the wake of yet another senseless accidental shooting in the US, Republicans have urged the American people not to give in to self-reflection or common sense. After a two-year old shot his mother in an Idaho supermarket, gun lobbyists have claimed that sensible gun ownership and handling must be taught from an earlier age.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2015
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‘Once it was possible to print a 3D plastic gun, it was the next logical step to print a 3D plastic serial killer.’
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2014
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The National Rifle Association has committed itself to alleviating ‘firepower poverty’ in the developing world. ‘There are children who’ll grow up without ever knowing the comfort of holding a warm firearm if we don’t take action now,’ said NRA spokesman Brent Maples.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2014
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At 1.36 Eastern Standard Time the United States of America officially declared that they had run out of ammo. The ensuing chaos has seen riots and looting in twelve major cities, as a bewildered populace struggle to come to terms with the loss of their favourite past time – shooting classmates, Beatles and ‘anyone who isn’t an albino’.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2014
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The tragic death of a firearms instructor at the hands of an unskilled 9 year old girl reinforces the need for early gun education, say experts. ‘I’m shocked that she was only getting her first experience at nine’, said Jake Hacker of the NRA. ‘What were her parents thinking?’
Posted: Aug 28th, 2014
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