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Riots as US runs out of bullets

US citizens just dar gone ran outa languageAt 1.36 Eastern Standard Time the United States of America officially declared that they had run out of ammo. The ensuing chaos has seen riots and looting in twelve major cities, as a bewildered populace struggle to come to terms with the loss of their favourite past time – shooting classmates, Beatles and ‘anyone who isn’t an albino’.

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2014
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Tragedy shows that gun skills should be taught in kindergarten, if not the womb

The tragic death of a firearms instructor at the hands of an unskilled 9 year old girl reinforces the need for early gun education, say experts. ‘I’m shocked that she was only getting her first experience at nine’, said Jake Hacker of the NRA. ‘What were her parents thinking?’

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2014
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NRA criticises Steenkamp for using the toilet unarmed

The National Rifle Association has issued a statement criticising Reeva Steenkamp for not carrying a loaded handgun with her into the toilet before being fatally shot by her boyfriend Oscar Pistorius. NRA executive vice-president Wayne LaPierre said that he never takes off his gun belt.

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2014
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Disney World to allow shooting of costumed stereotypical characters who ‘get too close’

just look at the evilDisney World in Orlando, Florida has become the first theme park in the world where staff dressed as adorable, stereotypical characters can be shot on sight if they ‘step too close’ or appear to be on the verge of causing emotional trauma in visiting adults and children.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2013
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Gurn control faces change

The anti gurn control lobby believe that ability to gurn is a fundamental right and that supposed problems with gurning are really caused by people making faces when playing computer games.

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2013
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