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USA to become a people-free gun reserve

Under Obama’s people control plan, all Americans will be relocated to Canada, and all guns will remain in the United States. ‘Without people to fire the guns, and without people to fire guns at, shootings will completely disappear,’ noted Obama.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2012
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Giant buttocks found carved in the other side of Mount Rushmore

Washington also crosses his Delaware‘It came as quite a shock,’ said the ranger who made the discovery. ‘Having four of America’s greatest leaders mooning at you so early in the morning is not an experience I’d recommended to anybody.’

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2010
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Evolution cannot explain existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins

dawkins‘Creationists serve no useful function in the planet’s ecosystem.’

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2009
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Gun fanatic and loner accepts dismissal with good grace

‘I wish the staff and management all the best in the future, they’re all wonderful people.’

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2007
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U.S. conservatives defend ‘the right to bear fat’

‘Everywhere you looked there was oil and mayo oozing out of the burgers, ketchup splattered over the tables, shakes spilled across the floor.’

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2007
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