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NSA used ‘Microsoft Windows’ to infect millions of computers

The documents leaked by Edward Snowden have yielded what may be their most shocking revelation yet: plans to infect millions of computers with malware to prevent them from working properly. This was devised by the NSA in consultation with a shady billionaire, unofficially named as ‘Bill Gates’, who had close links to many different arms of the US government.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2014
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NSA gaming surveillance concludes we REALLY hate pigs

it's almost as if it's some kind of metaphor for somethingYears of extensive illegal surveillance of our gaming habits has led to the shock revelation that the public ‘don’t just simply dislike’ hog-kind, but they actively ‘loathe’ all swine and their constant ‘flouting’ of building regulations.

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Posted: Jan 28th, 2014
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‘Our floppy disk is almost full’, admits Isle of Wight Security Agency

The Isle of Wight’s Head of Digital Strategy, Alfred Cooper, has admitted today that the Island’s homeland security may be compromised if, as looks possible, the disk on which top secret security information is stored reaches its 1.4Mb limit.

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2014
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Secret Santa ‘defends freedom’

Sir Iain Lobban has responded to criticism that Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) has undermined democracy, freedom and gone over budget with anonymous workplace gifts. The televised Public Hearing was told that a ‘jolly office tradition’ had spiralled out of control to include the exchange of Perfume Flamethrowers, Exploding Alarm Clocks and Portable Gyrocopters.

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Posted: Nov 11th, 2013
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Brazil to clear browsing history

NSA files reveal that the South American nation has recently been googling ‘Ways to euthanize the England Supporters Band?’, ‘How to grout an Olympic stadium?’ and ‘Pope Porn’.

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Posted: Nov 7th, 2013
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