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Gillette and Wilkinson Sword agree razor blade non-proliferation treaty

the best a man can getMen’s shaving goods increasing the capability of their razors from 2 or 3 blades up to as many as 6 or 7

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Posted: May 30th, 2013
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North Korea erects missile defence net

The state-of-the-art defence system is fashioned from baling twine, along with copper strands from the regime’s long-disused power cables.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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Iran conducts test of long-range tickling stick

What a wonderful day for flinging a custard pie in the face of the President of Iran and saying Slam-me-dinner-plate-in-that The surface-to-surface weapon has a range of up to 1,200 miles and has caused panic among Israeli and American diplomats who fear that it could be used to cause outbreaks of squirming and hilarity in the already troubled region.

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2012
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Olympic joy for winning missile sites

the 'B' of the bangThere were scenes of jubilation today as schoolchildren and residents celebrated the news that their boroughs had been successful in their bids to be a host site for an Olympic surface-to-air missile launch-pad.

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Posted: Apr 30th, 2012
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‘Radicalised agnostics’ threatening to derail Middle East war process

nothing wrong with a little healthy disagreement‘We have a clear roadmap for war in the region, but the soft-line approach to international politics of these fundamentalist equivocators could prevent millions of martyrs from fulfilling their destiny.’

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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