Ri Chun-Hee, the enthusiastic official mouthpiece for North Korean news broadcasts has defected to Fox news, where she will bring her considerable powers of blind patriotic jingoism to bear for her new Dear Leader, The Great Orange Saviour. [read...]
As civil disturbance spreads throughout the Bolivarian Republic, many in the UK are concerned that it may impact on its neighbours – Belguim, El Dorado and Mordor. There were press calls for Jeremy Corbyn to condemn Venezuela’s violence and similar calls from Geography Teachers for Boris Johnson to say which continent it belonged to. [read...]
Theresa May has promised voters that an X Factor style TV show could in future determine who presses the nuclear button on behalf of the UK should the need arise. May said contestants would be chosen from a wide range of pre-determined demographics and troubled backgrounds. [read...]
‘If this proliferation is allowed to continue, it would simply ruin the view from Israel.’ [read...]
Notorious salad-dodger Kim Jong-un’s waistline could go critical following recent underground consumption tests, scientists have warned. ‘Though North Korea’s fathead miniaturisation attempts have made little progress in recent years, Kim’s personal ‘enrichment’ programme has gathered momentum with a pace that he last knew as a 7 year old,’ [read...]
