Theresa May has promised voters that an X Factor style TV show could in future determine who presses the nuclear button on behalf of the UK should the need arise. May said contestants would be chosen from a wide range of pre-determined demographics and troubled backgrounds. [read...]
‘If this proliferation is allowed to continue, it would simply ruin the view from Israel.’ [read...]
Notorious salad-dodger Kim Jong-un’s waistline could go critical following recent underground consumption tests, scientists have warned. ‘Though North Korea’s fathead miniaturisation attempts have made little progress in recent years, Kim’s personal ‘enrichment’ programme has gathered momentum with a pace that he last knew as a 7 year old,’ [read...]
‘Working Class Scots have always seen the threat of genocide by nuclear war as a traditional way of preventing unemployment in the shipbuilding industry,’ said Jock McSmythe of the GMB union as he argued today. [read...]
