Reports that President Trump repeatedly threatened to fire nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes, have been dismissed as alarmist, as he had not given up on finding a diplomatic solution first. While the nuclear option was a last resort, [read...]
‘It will be a good game, the best ever, I’m the biggliest golfer in the world,’ claimed the United States President, announcing he had high expectations of winning the game and conquering North Korea as a consequence, [read...]
Angelesey is said to be ‘blown away’ by plans for a nuclear power station on it’s coast, despite being described as the ‘windiest thing since Boris Johnson’. [read...]
Ri Chun-Hee, the enthusiastic official mouthpiece for North Korean news broadcasts has defected to Fox news, where she will bring her considerable powers of blind patriotic jingoism to bear for her new Dear Leader, The Great Orange Saviour. [read...]
As civil disturbance spreads throughout the Bolivarian Republic, many in the UK are concerned that it may impact on its neighbours – Belguim, El Dorado and Mordor. There were press calls for Jeremy Corbyn to condemn Venezuela’s violence and similar calls from Geography Teachers for Boris Johnson to say which continent it belonged to. [read...]
