The Grand Old Duke of York reacted with fury last night as it was announced that his fighting force of 10,000 men may be drastically cut back. ‘A cut of 25% could destroy morale – 7,500 men marching around just looks silly,’ he said.
Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
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A Crown Court judge today branded Georgie Porgie ‘a sexual predator who forced himself on women’ after he admitted to kissing several girls and making them cry.
Posted: Apr 3rd, 2010
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The parents of Jack and Jill appeared in court yesterday, accused of gross negligence.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009
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‘She is a lying cheating bitch,’ claims the spider, ‘she was one of my girls, if you know what I mean, and she owes me money.’
Posted: Aug 29th, 2009
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‘Old lady now dead – of course.’
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