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Jack and Jill’s parents taken to court by Health & Safety Executive

The parents of Jack and Jill appeared in court yesterday, accused of gross negligence.

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2009
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‘Little Miss Muffet is a cheating crack whore’ claims spider

Muffet 'ponies-up for skunk'‘She is a lying cheating bitch,’ claims the spider, ‘she was one of my girls, if you know what I mean, and she owes me money.’

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2009
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Old Lady who swallowed a horse ‘should have been stopped earlier’

Old Lady‘Old lady now dead – of course.’

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2007
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