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‘President Trump’ would have fired Detroit
‘If Detroit doesn’t shape up, it should have to ship out!’ [read...]
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Trump fires Abraham Lincoln
Fox News reported today that President Trump has fired Abraham Lincoln for misleading the American people. Trump, whose power base is built on fooling some of the people all of the time, i.e. his loyal supporters, [read...]
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Obama good. Trump bad. Nuance non-existent.
An aggrieved middle-class left-wing activists has been ordered to suspend her disgust over an atrocity in the Middle East, until she knows which president ordered the carnage. [read...]
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Trump’s list of things to do on his first day in office
1. Deliver inauguration speech promising to grab power by the pussy
2. Have Hillary, Bill and, oh yeah, Natasha and Ludmila (don’t ask) ‘mysteriously’ disappear
3. Finalise deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry [read...]
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Cameron urged not to push red button ‘before bake off final’
Presidents Obama and Putin have both phoned David Cameron pleading with him to show restraint during a period of worsening international relations and ‘bugger-all’ to watch on TV. However a spokesman for the Prime Minister was in bullish mood, [read...]