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Absence of Fergie’s wrath ‘may lead to global cooling, possibly new ice age’

Climatologists across the globe have expressed concern that the retirement of Sir Alex Ferguson will result in temperatures being lowered across the planet. The impact of no-hairdrying on match days and the elimination of daily assaults against the BBC is expected to reduce temperatures by around 15 degrees Celsius and may lead to icebergs forming in the Red Sea.

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Posted: May 10th, 2013
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Donald Trump forms his own militia

vowing to restore democracy his own way Guns sales at record high; Trump bought most of them

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Posted: Nov 11th, 2012
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Camp David fracas as Merkel chins Cameron

Barack Obama was left with a black eye after being caught up in a late night altercation between Angela Merkel and David Cameron following Chelsea’s dramatic win on penalties in the Champions’ League Final.

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Posted: May 21st, 2012
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Republicans ask Gingrich for an ‘open relationship’

Mormons have far more wivesAs the race for the Republican Party presidential nomination heats up, an increasing number of GOP members are asking a resurgent Newt Gingrich if it would be okay if they saw other candidates.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2012
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Cameron buys muzzle for Cable

can't teach an old dog new tricksNo. 10 Downing Street has confirmed that after a series of ‘nasty little incidents’, the Prime Minister’s faithful old Business Secretary Vince Cable will now have to wear a muzzle to prevent him attacking Mr Cameron’s friends.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2011
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