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Family of four sight mythical ‘Vice-President’ in forests near Washington DC

apparently lives on Quayle.A family of four from Seattle, on a camping trip to woods near Capitol Hill, Washington DC are the latest people to see the alleged ‘Joe-Biden’ or ‘Vice-President of the USA’.

The Vice-President, often described as ‘Sasquatch-like’, is described as a large, bipedal humanoid with a well-maintained silver mane believed to inhabit the forests of the Pacific Northwest of North America, and occasionally spotted in downtown Washington DC. Despite its larger than life presence it is said to be utterly harmless and also a ‘warm-hearted fun loving creature’, although a little awkward and prone to occasional gaffes.

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Posted: Dec 11th, 2009
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Downing Street denies UK and US are 3,500 miles apart

Downing Street has ‘angrily denied’ rumours that the United States and United Kingdom are 3,500 miles apart, insisting that Gordon Brown and President Obama have ‘never been closer’.

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Posted: Sep 28th, 2009
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US ‘may take military action’ to liberate Britain from the NHS

decision to invade could hinge on Charlie Fairhead's reaction to mild criticismDoctors not as good looking as on ER.

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2009
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Bush ‘shows signs of realising’ presidency is over

no-one seems to listen to me anymore‘He’s nearly there,’ Mrs Bush revealed.

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Posted: Jun 25th, 2009
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Obama suggested ‘A Trillion Dollars!’ in Dr Evil voice

One triiillllion dollars...Details are beginning to emerge of the moment when the assembled G20 leaders chose the final figure of the cash that will be injected into the global economies. ‘It was just a comedy ad-lib from Barack Obama,’ said the French President Nicolas Sarkozy. ‘We were wondering how the hell we were going to come up with the exact figure and the room went quiet as people were thinking. Then Barack just came out with ‘One trillion dollars!’ in the Dr Evil voice from Austin Powers. He even put his little finger to the side of his mouth. We all just burst into hysterics but then thought, ‘Hell, why not?’.’

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2009
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