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Hilarious man makes ‘only 50 weeks until Christmas’ joke

‘I was just standing by the water cooler, telling everyone about how hilarious the Christmas special of Mrs Brown’s Boys was, and it just came to me,’ explained Hamilton. ‘What if I said it’s only 50 weeks until Christmas!’

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Posted: Jan 5th, 2014
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‘Show us yer tits’ to no longer be considered acceptable office language

nothing left to bother turning up forMillions returned to their offices this morning to find that the government’s new Equality Act has successfully banned discrimination by employers and restored the unbroken tedium of working life.

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2010
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SAS soldiers sent on ‘inward bound’ training courses to learn ‘dark arts’ of teambuilding

Troops will learn to merge invisibly into the background.Expected to last five days, the sensory deprivation of the modern office will make the course feel many, many times longer.

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2009
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Male colleague ostracised for using ‘female-only words’

Touchy!‘Why can’t I be bubbly? I’m sick of being ‘great’ and ‘funny’ and ‘cool’,’ said Steve Lynch, who reported feeling a little bloated earlier.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2009
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Woman who ‘tells it like it is’ actually just rude

Colleagues of the woman in the office who prides herself on ‘speaking as she finds’ and ‘not getting caught up in touchy-feely bullshitting’ agreed yesterday that she is actually mainly just obnoxious.

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Posted: May 19th, 2009
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