The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘Office romance’

Paternity test fear for office worker

Productivity analyst James Markell, 24, has revealed how he could face dozens of paternity lawsuits following a rise in pregnancies among female colleagues that he has fantasised about having sex with.

Read more >

Posted: Oct 8th, 2009
More from News In Brief

Sexual tension between co-workers turns out to be ‘completely one-sided’

Peter ‘completely misread the signals’ between himself and work colleague Shirley

Read more >

Posted: Aug 23rd, 2009
More from Business

Marketing manager ‘almost definitely shagging’ new woman in accounts

office-coupleUnconfirmed reports circulating the Reading offices of telecoms solutions provider Hodge & Hughes indicate that Michelle Craig, a new member of the office accounts department, is ‘almost certainly at it’ with marketing manager Derek Hatch.

Details of the nature of the relationship remain unclear, but reports from approximately half of the staff at the office have suggested that the ‘sleazy-looking tosser’ is ‘definitely shagging’ the 24-year-old blonde who is described as ‘bubbly, friendly and smiley’. Meanwhile a roughly equal number of witnesses have remarked that ‘the new girl didn’t take long to get her claws into Derek’.

Read more >

Posted: Apr 16th, 2009
More from Features, UK News

Bitterness of jokes proves work colleague ‘clearly not getting any’

Workmates picked up on the trend not long after his split from his partner.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 3rd, 2008
More from Business