Man suspended for carrying banana through office
‘He might as well have just waved a dildo in my face,’ said his victim.
Posted: Oct 3rd, 2012
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Overweight colleague to switch to skimmed milk
It was confirmed this morning that local office worker Sally Gibson is to move from semi-skimmed to skimmed milk in an effort to lose weight.
Posted: Sep 11th, 2012
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London Office worker wins fucking medal or something
Robin Parker, 52, of Lewisham, was today awarded a fucking medal or something for turning up to work on time for the tenth day running.
Posted: Jul 15th, 2011
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Human released into the wild
Has learnt to forage for nuts, berries and Fry’s Turkish Delight.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2009
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