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Posted: Jan 8th, 2015
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Tension as office Christmas lunch fails to drag on beyond 3 pm
‘This is redlegless, wreckledess,’ said James Callahan. ‘I’m not getting laid, sorry paid, for being here, and I’ve had to play for the bloody meal too. It says it is only half-two now which is a parrotly too early doors for us to knock one off early, I mean knock off.’
Posted: Dec 19th, 2014
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OED grants ‘working from home’ full ironic status
In a move welcomed by office workers everywhere, the Oxford English Dictionary has today granted full ironic status to the expression ‘working from home’.
Posted: Sep 26th, 2014
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Everyone hates you, says new survey by The Office Gossip
A new survey by The Office Gossip, in conjunction with the Sidekick and verified by The Enabler, has found strong evidence that everyone hates you.
Posted: Aug 21st, 2014
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Barry Hearn to spice up office jobs with entrance music and dancing girls
A Bedford-based logistics company is working with renowned sports promoter Barry Hearn, in an attempt to make their office jobs more popular with the addition of loud music, rowdy live audiences and dancing girls.
The move was the idea of Managing Director Alan ‘The Big Boss’ Ball, who thinks Hearn’s track record of making a huge success of darts, and revolutionising snooker, makes him the ideal partner for his business.
Posted: Jul 23rd, 2014
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