Elevator company launches new lift which arrives quicker the more you press the button
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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2014
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New Al Desko eaterie creates glowing screen environment for wannabe busy diners
People who miss out on the Al Desko eating experience can see what all the fuss is about, thanks to a new restaurant in Chiswick which brings keyboard/monitor/styrofoam style dining to the masses.
Posted: Oct 18th, 2013
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Man ‘hurt and saddened’ that no one noticed he’s done Movember
‘It’s been over four weeks now, and not one person has tried to give me the new nickname ‘Magnum, PI’,’ complained the skinny strawberry blond. ‘It’s just not very supportive. One person did ask me ‘what’s that on your top lip?’ on Tuesday, but it turns out the biro I’d been chewing had broken, so I don’t think it counts.’
Posted: Nov 30th, 2012
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Feature: Just why do managers hold meetings in doorways?
‘Upon gaining a junior management position, the individual will tend to cluster close to a doorway along with other junior managers, much like young primates hanging around the scene of a kill.’
Posted: Aug 20th, 2012
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Economy plunged into crisis as office worker loses pen
The economy entered further turmoil this morning when career civil servant John Smith turned up to work, sat down at his desk, reached for his pen and discovered it wasn’t there.
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