An office in Slough has exceeded dire expectations by surviving Monday in the absence of its most vocal in-house critic. Technical associate Alex Shah was heard by all to exclaim on Friday: ‘I cannot believe that this place would survive five minutes without me here’ [read...]
The choices of Karaoke songs made by you and your work colleagues on a night out have no correlation with your on-the-job performance, confirmed your miserable boss today. The disappointing news was revealed during a works night out to the city-centre bar, [read...]
After having given him the benefit of the doubt for a fortnight you have come to the conclusion that your new boss is definitely a moron and that now you will have to look for a new job. [read...]
The economy entered further turmoil this morning when career civil servant John Smith turned up to work, sat down at his desk, reached for his pen and discovered it wasn’t there. [read...]
In a move welcomed by office workers everywhere, the Oxford English Dictionary has today granted full ironic status to the expression ‘working from home’. [read...]
