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Human released into the wild

988-human-releasedHas learnt to forage for nuts, berries and Fry’s Turkish Delight.

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Posted: Feb 19th, 2015
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Error-strewn tea round declared ‘completely indefensible’

In tense and confrontational scenes today at an engineering business in Runcorn, 22 year-old graduate Ben Parker was found guilty of 4 significant errors in preparing a 7-person tea round.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2015
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Elevator company launches new lift which arrives quicker the more you press the button

Responds to phrases such as ‘Come on, come on!’ and ‘For God’s sake!’

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2015
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Tension as office Christmas lunch fails to drag on beyond 3 pm

‘This is redlegless, wreckledess,’ said James Callahan. ‘I’m not getting laid, sorry paid, for being here, and I’ve had to play for the bloody meal too. It says it is only half-two now which is a parrotly too early doors for us to knock one off early, I mean knock off.’

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2014
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OED grants ‘working from home’ full ironic status

Soooo busy!In a move welcomed by office workers everywhere, the Oxford English Dictionary has today granted full ironic status to the expression ‘working from home’.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2014
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