He has no friends
He is part of a death cult
He is tired of being naked from the waist down in online meetings
He has shares in Pret a Manger
He is bored of talking to his butler
He lost all the furlough cash in Las Vegas [read...]
A Swindon-based office worker spent nearly 2 hours today agonising over his email sign-off. 28 year-old Marketing assistant Greg Parker was visibly anguished by the potentially cosmic ramifications of using either ‘Regards’ or ‘Kind Regards’ [read...]
Killing your boss may be a better career move than sucking up to him, a new study by a leading recruitment think tank claims. ‘Anyone seriously interested in advancing their career should be investing in a meat cleaver or a length of lead piping,’ [read...]
A woman has worn a dress to work and all that is missing is some slow sleazy saxophone music playing while she walks to round off the inappropriateness, it has emerged.Sarah Mills, 36, decided against her usual business attire of trouser suits, [read...]
The first few days of February has seen important administration departments across the UK returning to near full strength as socially anxious office staff go back to work following the New Year break. Most use their entire annual leave in January to avoid the anxiety-ridden torture of the Happy New Year greetings in early January…. [read...]
