Some kind of execrable office-b*st@#d has scheduled an ‘event’ during the lunch hour, it has been alleged. Middle manager Matt Haynes has booked a ‘Learn and Lunch’ session for staff at a local firm, despite the disgust-laden wave of silence that barrelled over his initial proposal at Monday’s Team Cuddle. [read...]
Reports suggest that an office worker, when asked how his weekend was, replied: “Quite quiet, actually”, implying that every other weekend was spent with a barrage of prostitutes snorting cocaine off a revolving disco ball. [read...]
“The narrative became so linear that the audience did not have time to question the true meaning of market segmentation and tailored sales promotion, removing all depth from the story of our new product release.” [read...]
Just as businesses around the UK are adjusting to the ramifications of GDPR, ‘Archie from accounts’ has just forwarded everyone the last two years’ worth of confidential invoices; along with proof positive that the CEO has been deducting underwear for his PA, [read...]
An office in Slough has exceeded dire expectations by surviving Monday in the absence of its most vocal in-house critic. Technical associate Alex Shah was heard by all to exclaim on Friday: ‘I cannot believe that this place would survive five minutes without me here’ [read...]
