Office workers have agreed that their smug ‘gym-before-work’ colleague will be viciously gagged, if he mentions his morning workout routine again. The proposed muzzling of 26 year-old new trainee, Ben Smith, follows endless daily boasts that he was performing deadlifts and squats before sunrise. [read...]
Almost everything stated by a co-worker as having occurred ‘literally’ in fact happened figuratively at best, it has emerged. Systems Analyst Kerry Jones alleged to have ‘literally nearly died’ when a ‘wild animal pounced on her’ [read...]
Accountant Nicky Smith from Ipswich, accosted her friend by the photocopier at 09:23 this morning with the opener: ‘Ask me about Saturday, go on, ask me’, to which the response was: ‘Yeah, but wait until you hear about mine’. [read...]
In tense and confrontational scenes today at an engineering business in Runcorn, 22 year-old graduate Ben Parker was found guilty of 4 significant errors in preparing a 7-person tea round. [read...]
Inboxes and letterboxes across the UK are bracing themselves for a deluge of management speak, bureaucracy and loan repayment demands, following the news that the Southern Rail strike has been suspended and commuters will now be able to travel in to their offices again. [read...]
