“The narrative became so linear that the audience did not have time to question the true meaning of market segmentation and tailored sales promotion, removing all depth from the story of our new product release.” [read...]
Just as businesses around the UK are adjusting to the ramifications of GDPR, ‘Archie from accounts’ has just forwarded everyone the last two years’ worth of confidential invoices; along with proof positive that the CEO has been deducting underwear for his PA, [read...]
An office in Slough has exceeded dire expectations by surviving Monday in the absence of its most vocal in-house critic. Technical associate Alex Shah was heard by all to exclaim on Friday: ‘I cannot believe that this place would survive five minutes without me here’ [read...]
The choices of Karaoke songs made by you and your work colleagues on a night out have no correlation with your on-the-job performance, confirmed your miserable boss today. The disappointing news was revealed during a works night out to the city-centre bar, [read...]
After having given him the benefit of the doubt for a fortnight you have come to the conclusion that your new boss is definitely a moron and that now you will have to look for a new job. [read...]
