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Office worker traumatised by interrogation about packed lunch
An office worker is in a critical condition following an onslaught of questions, criticisms and recommendations about the lunch she brought to the workplace. [read...]
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Office worker torn between ‘Regards’ or ‘Kind Regards’
A Swindon-based office worker spent nearly 2 hours today agonising over his email sign-off. 28 year-old Marketing assistant Greg Parker was visibly anguished by the potentially cosmic ramifications of using either ‘Regards’ or ‘Kind Regards’ [read...]
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Team to ‘monitor’ man who only showed interest in football this morning
Team members at a firm in Suffolk will conduct a clandestine ‘probationary’ period to find out if colleague Tony Butterman’s vague interest in the international game is acceptable. [read...]
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Office worker stuck in infinite time-recording loop
A Norfolk woman has revealed how her employer’s mandatory time-recording process now takes far longer to complete than any of the work it actually reports on.
Sally Jennings, a ‘Systems Thinker’ from Norwich, has been trapped in her office unable to clock-out since February last year, [read...]
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Atheism renounced to avoid working bank holiday weekend
‘I started backtracking faster than Rowan Williams saying there might be something in Sharia Law.’ [read...]