Reports suggest that an office worker, when asked how his weekend was, replied: “Quite quiet, actually”, implying that every other weekend was spent with a barrage of prostitutes snorting cocaine off a revolving disco ball. [read...]
Much to the amusement of his work colleagues, Tom Price, a newcomer to the team at Swindon-based telecoms firm Xentixx has just made the unfortunate but inevitable mistake of asking 58-year-old work colleague Janice Steadman how her weekend was. [read...]
Isle of Wight accountant Dennis Ruffak has reverted to one of his favourite metaphors from playful conversations throughout 2012 and 2013, referring to his body as a multi-storey building, in which his genitals represent the ‘downstairs’ or a ‘recreation room’, [read...]
Office workers have agreed that their smug ‘gym-before-work’ colleague will be viciously gagged, if he mentions his morning workout routine again. The proposed muzzling of 26 year-old new trainee, Ben Smith, follows endless daily boasts that he was performing deadlifts and squats before sunrise. [read...]
Almost everything stated by a co-worker as having occurred ‘literally’ in fact happened figuratively at best, it has emerged. Systems Analyst Kerry Jones alleged to have ‘literally nearly died’ when a ‘wild animal pounced on her’ [read...]
