Economy plunged into crisis as office worker loses pen
The economy entered further turmoil this morning when career civil servant John Smith turned up to work, sat down at his desk, reached for his pen and discovered it wasn’t there.
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Professional footballers eagerly await release of Office Manager 2012
‘After the drudgery of training, playing, dating beautiful women and being pursued by the paparazzi, it’s great to escape into the world of purchase orders, staff rotas and VAT returns,’ said Theo Walcott. ‘It’s what every young boy dreams of.’
Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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Man hospitalised over suspected CAPS LOCK rage
It is understood that human resources manager Steve Tillsley, 29, had been sending every single email and memorandum to his colleagues in capital letters. ‘We are currently working on the basis that one or more of them eventually snapped,’ said a police spokesman. ‘Quite understandably.’
Posted: Jul 27th, 2011
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Slackers launch ‘Sickie’, the new charity for sufferers of minor and fictitious ailments
The new charitable foundation supports the millions of Britons whose work ethic is undermined each week by debilitating complaints such as chapped lips, pins and needles and dandruff.
Company unveils plaque after employee ‘finally’ makes colleagues tea
An office worker was left ‘stunned and slightly embarrassed’ last week after bosses arranged for a commemorative plaque to mark the rare occasion of his making a round of teas for his colleagues.
Posted: Apr 11th, 2011
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