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Single fathers call for Ofsted MILF rating

Single fathers attempting to choose where their children should be educated have called for an official Oftsed MILF rating for all schools.

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Posted: May 22nd, 2013
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Childcare reforms lead to first battery-farm nurseries

incredibly efficient educationIn an attempt to control costs while maintaining a ‘healthy’ ratio of nursery staff to children, the Government has today unveiled its vision for the UK to lead the world in producing battery-raised toddlers.

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Posted: May 19th, 2013
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North London school admits ‘altitude gerrymandering’ to justify 4×4 school-runs

top of the pileEnvironmentalists have launched a scathing attack on a new North London school after it was built precariously on the summit of an imported Welsh foot-hill, giving school-run parents a proper excuse to own 4x4s.

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2013
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BBC’s ‘Play School’ fails Ofsted inspection

‘No progress had been made in educational standards, with Little Ted still unable to hold even a simple conversation.’

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2012
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Oversubscribed Middlesbrough school credits ‘satisfactory’ Ofsted report

Lusitania school - setting pride alightThe report singled out ‘variable’ standards of teaching and ‘low-level’ task setting – marked improvements on the previous ratings of ‘woeful’ and ‘non-existent’.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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