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Welsh sheep ‘lack vision’ says damning report

‘The country has too many under-performing breeds content to just stand around in fields all day munching grass. They need to look beyond the farm gate.’

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2014
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Ofsted Chair ‘sleeps with the fishes’

received a better offer he couldn't refuseAfter the delivery of a ministerial attaché case containing an 11lb tuna to the headquarters of Ofsted, it has been hinted by sources at the Department of Education that the Chair of Ofsted, Labour Peer Baroness Morgan ‘Ain’t gonna be around no more, capisce?’

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Posted: Feb 3rd, 2014
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Single fathers call for Ofsted MILF rating

Single fathers attempting to choose where their children should be educated have called for an official Oftsed MILF rating for all schools.

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Posted: May 22nd, 2013
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Childcare reforms lead to first battery-farm nurseries

incredibly efficient education‘Each toddler up to the age of four will now be cared for in connecting cages sharing common divider walls’.

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Posted: May 19th, 2013
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BBC’s ‘Play School’ fails Ofsted inspection

‘No progress had been made in educational standards, with Little Ted still unable to hold even a simple conversation.’

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2012
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