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Halliburton fails to extinguish pants

Eyewitnesses attest to seeing burning underwear off the Mississippi coast, as oil executives frantically set fire to any evidence pertaining to their role in the Deepwater Horizon disaster. The toxic waste generated by the Y-fronts of former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney alone, have caused dark clouds across the whole of America.

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Posted: Jul 27th, 2013
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Obama to kick BP boss’s arse live on TV

TV rights to make US government about $20 billion ‘Obama was desperate to show the voters how mad he really was,’ said an insider ‘he kept muttering he had to be seen ‘kicking ass’ when suddenly he said ‘that’s it!’’

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2010
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Massive Oil of Olay slick causing fresher, younger-looking fish

ultra regeneroic acido vitocolics exactly what the fish have lacked since the very dawn of time‘We are working hard to clear up the spill, but on the plus side the local marine life is looking better than ever, especially in the hard-to-reach areas around the eyes, gills and behind the fins.’

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Posted: May 17th, 2010
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BP appeals for ‘more birds and mammals’ to help soak up Gulf oil spill

Ambitious engineering projects to stop the Gulf of Mexico oil leak have failed, so energy giant BP has appealed for ‘more birds and small mammals’ to help soak up the oil and prevent a disastrous rise in petrol prices.

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Posted: May 13th, 2010
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