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Top Gear producers angrily deny any resemblance to Last of the Summer Wine

‘Our programme features three old gits at odds with the modern world who retreat into a second childhood. How on earth is that similar to Last of the Summer Wine?’

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2011
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Pensioner dies as kitten dials porn line instead of 999

Tragedy was nearly averted after an 83 year old widow fell down the stairs, and her distressed cat rushed to the phone, knocked the receiver off its cradle and then dialled out for help. Sadly, instead of dialling 999 as is traditional, the cat dialled a premium rate porn line, and the kitten’s owner died some time later.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2007
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David Bowie to officially retire from being cool at next birthday

David Bowie‘It’ll be nice just to wear cardigans and comfy shoes for a change.’

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Posted: Jan 28th, 2007
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